Gaunt - Part 59: From Cradle to (Wals) Grave

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I went to Sainsbury's today, shoplifters had taken everything including the tills and the car park, then I got decapitated

[chelseachelsea]

I went to Sainsbury's today, shoplifters had taken everything including the tills and the car park, then I got decapitated

A fun days shopping then?

[Jonathan Grunt]

Imminent nuclear annihilation and this is all Fatty cares about

https://x.com/jongaunt/status/1788617277966803019

Of course he's worried, shelf-stacking is one of the few careers still available to him.

Any update on the podcast? I could do with a laugh - guaranteed he'll start by apologising for being away for so long and promise an explanation "later"

[shivah]

New shit cast out today. Huh huh huh!

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Jihngles is BACK

[HalfwitHerbie]

We’ve got the Woe Betide Me act again. Just like his first lot of bedroom podcasts.

Early minutes reveal he nearly died, he’s signing on and has had several menial minimum wage jobs recently.

Far cry from mocking Iain Lee and his “forty quid here, forty quid there”

He sounds very sorry for himself, stumbling and slurring his words. I wonder if he suffered a stroke as his speech is really laboured.

He claims to have written a novel and “has a publishing deal”

[HalfwitHerbie]

It was apparently sepsis that nearly finished him off.

[HalfwitHerbie]

“Rrrrrrrussians eat their babies”

“Treeza May”

“Crush a grape”

It’s like a shit Greatest Hits album: “Now That’s What I Call Desperate”

[birdie]

We’ve got the Woe Betide Me act again. Just like his first lot of bedroom podcasts.

Early minutes reveal he nearly died, he’s signing on and has had several menial minimum wage jobs recently.

Far cry from mocking Iain Lee and his “forty quid here, forty quid there”

He sounds very sorry for himself, stumbling and slurring his words. I wonder if he suffered a stroke as his speech is really laboured.

He claims to have written a novel and “has a publishing deal”

So not stuck at any of the jobs then, feral feckless tw*t, as for having a stroke, I said as much some years ago when he started slurring his words, he was displaying the very same speech pattern as a very old friend or hours, he didn't know he's had a mini stroke until his daughter took him to the doctor as she'd noticed his speech had altered.

[Vespa]

It was apparently sepsis that nearly finished him off.

Sepsis is awful.

[HalfwitHerbie]

It does appear that karma’s unlubed dildo of consequences has rammed him squarely up the shitter, and he was definitely fishing for the sympathy vote. There was no mention of the wife, the podcasts are to come from “my”
not “our” bedroom, and yes, he’s been doing minimum wage jobs and is currently “signing on”

The book deal reeks of bullshit, he’s tried to pull this off before. His last one (the diet book that never materialised) was apparently all ready to be serialised in a national paper wasn’t it?

Past form tells us “Humble Gaunt” is always an act, and his true colours will again become obvious very soon.

Diddums.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

It was apparently sepsis that nearly finished him off.

Sepsis is awful.

As is John

[shivah]

We’ve got the Woe Betide Me act again. Just like his first lot of bedroom podcasts.

Early minutes reveal he nearly died, he’s signing on and has had several menial minimum wage jobs recently.

Far cry from mocking Iain Lee and his “forty quid here, forty quid there”

He sounds very sorry for himself, stumbling and slurring his words. I wonder if he suffered a stroke as his speech is really laboured.

He claims to have written a novel and “has a publishing deal”

So not stuck at any of the jobs then, feral feckless tw*t, as for having a stroke, I said as much some years ago when he started slurring his words, he was displaying the very same speech pattern as a very old friend or hours, he didn't know he's had a mini stroke until his daughter took him to the doctor as she'd noticed his speech had altered.

With Grunts voice who could tell?

[shivah]

It does appear that karma’s unlubed dildo of consequences has rammed him squarely up the shitter, and he was definitely fishing for the sympathy vote. There was no mention of the wife, the podcasts are to come from “my”
not “our” bedroom, and yes, he’s been doing minimum wage jobs and is currently “signing on”

The book deal reeks of bullshit, he’s tried to pull this off before. His last one (the diet book that never materialised) was apparently all ready to be serialised in a national paper wasn’t it?

Past form tells us “Humble Gaunt” is always an act, and his true colours will again become obvious very soon.

Diddums.

Where are all his fwends in bra casting now?

[shivah]

Did he say when he’s doing another one?

He might get 35p cheques from itv for Boon though. Once a year.