The 900. Seniors Snooker (Ch5)
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The 900. Seniors Snooker (Ch5)
This promises to be truly fucking dreadful. So much so I'm going to have to check it out. I don't know anything about the 'exciting new format', but I think it's going to be a snooker version of that fucking goddawful senior tennis thing thing where Mansour Bahrami 'entertains' the crowd as he plays tennis, badly. Assuming the role of Mr. Bahrami will be Dennis Taylor. I actively call on Just Stop Oil to fuck this event up and if possible fuck Taylor up ... I would say to a vegetative state, but he is already braindead.
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Re: The 900. Seniors Snooker (Ch5)
Maybe "Aleck" "Hologram" Higgins could be resurrected and repeat what he said to Dennis that time. Possibly autotuned over a ts mournful piano bed, sombre intro rap by Majestic. Colour Comms by Mandy Mandelson.
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Re: The 900. Seniors Snooker (Ch5)
Oh dear. Rob Walker doing an Irish jig with Ken Doherty. Joe Johnson looks heavily sedated. I can't say I blame him. Michaela Tabb may just save this ... apparently everytime the pink goes in she has to remove an item of clothing.
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Re: The 900. Seniors Snooker (Ch5)
Joe's got a heart-rate monitor under his football style shirt (name and number on back) .... Dear GOD. I kid you not.
Michaela's put on some timber ... blimey.
Michaela's put on some timber ... blimey.
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Re: The 900. Seniors Snooker (Ch5)
So has hunky Tony Knowles. So it's a bit like the Snooker Shoot Out but for the old timers.carcinogen wrote: ↑Fri Dec 29, 2023 12:17 pm Joe's got a heart-rate monitor under his football style shirt (name and number on back) .... Dear GOD. I kid you not.
Michaela's put on some timber ... blimey.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
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Re: The 900. Seniors Snooker (Ch5)
carcinogen wrote: ↑Fri Dec 29, 2023 12:13 pm Michaela Tabb may just save this ... apparently everytime the pink goes in she has to remove an item of clothing
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Re: The 900. Seniors Snooker (Ch5)
Ken & Rob with a bit of Joe as well:carcinogen wrote: ↑Fri Dec 29, 2023 12:13 pm Oh dear. Rob Walker doing an Irish jig with Ken Doherty. Joe Johnson looks heavily sedated. [...]
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Re: The 900. Seniors Snooker (Ch5)
Some players i would keep an eye out for.
Rex Williams age 90, Ray Reardon 91, David Taylor (Silver Fox) , Paddy Morgan ,Perrie Mans,Can Cliff Thorburn
Steve Davis, Kirk Stevens, Terry Griffiths ,Patsy Fagan,John Virgo,Tony Meo , Jimmy White, Silvino Francisco , Dean Reynolds Mike Hallet , Jim Donnelly , Ian Black , Eugene Hughes Warren King, Neal Foulds , John Parrott ,Marcel Gauvreau
Dean O'Kane , Murdo McLeod,Stephen Hendry, Tony Drago , Steve James ,Peter Francisco, Gary Wilkinson and Darren Morgan .
Just don't let the Franciscos organize a betting syndicate.
Rex Williams age 90, Ray Reardon 91, David Taylor (Silver Fox) , Paddy Morgan ,Perrie Mans,Can Cliff Thorburn
Steve Davis, Kirk Stevens, Terry Griffiths ,Patsy Fagan,John Virgo,Tony Meo , Jimmy White, Silvino Francisco , Dean Reynolds Mike Hallet , Jim Donnelly , Ian Black , Eugene Hughes Warren King, Neal Foulds , John Parrott ,Marcel Gauvreau
Dean O'Kane , Murdo McLeod,Stephen Hendry, Tony Drago , Steve James ,Peter Francisco, Gary Wilkinson and Darren Morgan .
Just don't let the Franciscos organize a betting syndicate.
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Re: The 900. Seniors Snooker (Ch5)
Stephen Hendry's YouTube channel is very good - he has a very easy, natural way when chatting to players, getting some good nuggets from them.Carlos J wrote: ↑Fri Dec 29, 2023 2:00 pmKen & Rob with a bit of Joe as well:carcinogen wrote: ↑Fri Dec 29, 2023 12:13 pm Oh dear. Rob Walker doing an Irish jig with Ken Doherty. Joe Johnson looks heavily sedated. [...]
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Re: The 900. Seniors Snooker (Ch5)
Good luck digging him up.AlcoholBrazil wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 1:27 pm Some players i would keep an eye out for.
Perrie Mans
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Re: The 900. Seniors Snooker (Ch5)
AlcoholBrazil wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 1:27 pm Some players i would keep an eye out for.
Perrie Mans
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