LA Olympics 2028

[Sadact7]

No darts yet

Rightly so.

Pub game for fat shits.

Imagine those absolute PIGS trying to roll and trundle around the track during the opening ceremony? Having one of those fat person cool towels around their neck and needing to stop halfway round for a breather.

More likely stop for a refill of their pint

And a pack of pork scratchings

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

And a defibrillator

[Sadact7]

*GASP* “Ere son, be good lad and nip to the bookies for us” *WHEEZE* “oh, and gerrus twenty tabs from Londis on the way back” *COUGH SPLUTTER* “I’m an athlete”