Welcome to Arsenal Online 2010 - 2021.kancutlawns wrote: ↑Thu Jan 06, 2022 11:38 am Twats who on a player being linked to their club base their entire verdict on their ability, suitability for the side, potential, value, ability to adjust on shitty two minute YouTube videos of them. Of course, these vacuous cunts know more than the manager, coaches, performance analysts and everyone else who is paid yo do the job.
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When I saw that deranged manbaby Ty sucking furiously on the branded cup I knew the game had gone
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Further to my post above, here's an example of the Modern Football Fan, as glorified on tS. A call to the Sports Bar repeated on the Sposh BroshFosh this morning.
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Any big EPL's team Twitter and replies is pretty awful. Full of idiots repeating the same joke that wasn't funny 5 years ago e.g Annouce ; 'my right back' etc.
Then the half-hipster, who has a passing interest in football, but doesn't really watch it, just goes to Soccerway looks at the squads and says Ah so and so is having a great season - 19 games and 4 goals for a defender.
Then the half-hipster, who has a passing interest in football, but doesn't really watch it, just goes to Soccerway looks at the squads and says Ah so and so is having a great season - 19 games and 4 goals for a defender.
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Thats the biggest cunts of all trick , this alone should unleash violence upon the fuckers or at least a perma bam from the grounds ......entitled fuckerssubsub wrote: ↑Thu Jan 06, 2022 12:37 pm Fathers who spend hours creating these "[player x] can I have your shirt, pleeeeease?!?!" signs, then hand them to their kids and get them to wave them frantically at full time, as if they're only doing it to put a smile on their kid's face.
Fucking needy cunts.
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The modern fan who bangs on about any team can beat any other on any given day. But then is totally shocked when it happens.
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Where are there xg goals stats websites?
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59896151subsub wrote: ↑Thu Jan 06, 2022 12:37 pm Fathers who spend hours creating these "[player x] can I have your shirt, pleeeeease?!?!" signs, then hand them to their kids and get them to wave them frantically at full time, as if they're only doing it to put a smile on their kid's face.
Fucking needy cunts.
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Quite right.JW90 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 06, 2022 7:44 pmhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59896151subsub wrote: ↑Thu Jan 06, 2022 12:37 pm Fathers who spend hours creating these "[player x] can I have your shirt, pleeeeease?!?!" signs, then hand them to their kids and get them to wave them frantically at full time, as if they're only doing it to put a smile on their kid's face.
Fucking needy cunts.
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Such a cunty thing for parents to do, because they know that players are on camera and are put in a difficult position.
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Thought I'd written about him before, but can't find it. Watched a few of his videos at grounds and some are OK, he's annoying though.
Had a minorly successful youtube channel but his video about Logan Paul's video in Aokigahara got 11M views in 2018 and got him super money and loads more followers.
Probably does get some free tickets, but can afford to fly around watching football and pay top dollar for tickets as revenue will cover costs.
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Just kneecap the little shits. Would teach the parents a lesson and also take away the option for kids to run onto the pitch.JW90 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 06, 2022 7:44 pmhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59896151subsub wrote: ↑Thu Jan 06, 2022 12:37 pm Fathers who spend hours creating these "[player x] can I have your shirt, pleeeeease?!?!" signs, then hand them to their kids and get them to wave them frantically at full time, as if they're only doing it to put a smile on their kid's face.
Fucking needy cunts.
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Just fuck off. Not you, Saints.
You Welsh bastards. And now all cunts.
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