The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:AlcoholBrazil wrote:The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Are you in full leather with poppers, vaseline, gigantic dildo and bronski beat calendar pages carefully laid out on carpet?
On Christmas Day, it'll be the full Hornby train set, with guards, platforms and points switch.
Anyone (else) here turbo modded a HORNby vibrating err bullet train with a masonry drill bit and strapped themselves to the track in full gimpwear hogtied ready for some love tunnel exploration?
Nope, but technology is great. See here: https://www.lovense.com/vibrating-butt-plug
A queer, good review: https://longdistancefun.com/review-hush-lovense
If masturbation is a chore, tiring or even boring, then simpy don't masturbate. You don't have to. It ain't fucking hard. For ladies as well.Or you can use it alone while masturbating. Contrary to what we see in porn, we all know that masturbation can sometimes be such a chore. It can be tiring and even boring.