Well, that was 5 minutes sparkling entertainment spread out over an hour.
Typical talkSPORT, though, where the humourless queue up to turn something mildly amusing into anti-comedy with their relentless attempts to "funny-it-up". I don't think I'll laugh at anything for the next three days now.
"DARTS!" shouted Ruddock after every throw. Oh my aching sides!
It could have been worse, though. Goldsteen could have stuck his hooter in.
That darts thing.
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That darts thing.
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"It seems as if every time I turn the station on at the moment this fucking mouth breather is polluting the airwaves with untrammeled bollocks." - MGA99
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Re: That darts thing.
Glad I missed it. Was cunt Alistair McGowan on it as the oh so funny voice of Paddy Power?
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
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Non mihi, non tibi, sed nobis.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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Re: That darts thing.
"Spencer, you require a miracle." - You have to hand it to Razor, he's big on recycling.
If I could get lucky I'd secede from the states
I'd buy the country at an incredible rate
I'd buy the country at an incredible rate
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Re: That darts thing.
Darts, a sport full of pricks
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Re: That darts thing.
Jim White went AWOL. No Stain. Even without those twats, it was still shit.
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Re: That darts thing.
Put it on for 5 mins after it had finished, all you could hear was pissed up punters in a pub.... straight off
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Re: That darts thing.
There was one person on here who said darts was the “sport they love”
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Re: That darts thing.
Out of no interest ...who won??
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