The Boris and Nadine Story

[VeritasVincit]

Don't tell me there's been nothing going on; I know that look.

[Zambo]

She's got form, but nah, the puppy dog eyes are really lapdog ones I reckon.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

She needs that xxxl salami and only one brutal sausage swinger is man enough

[lambrini]

Nahhhhhhh
Rishi cock-blocked
Boris try'na bust a nut

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Boris fucked everyone down Westminster Way

[JudgeTedd]

Boris has definitely been slipping Nadine a length. The devotion she shows is a giveaway.

[kancutlawns]

Boris fucked everyone down Westminster Way

Probably Doris Widdicombe and Keith Vaz too. Does he bat for t’other side of the chamber too?

[Sid Pervcat]

No

[lambrini]

Boris fucked everyone down Westminster Way

Probably Doris Widdicombe and Keith Vaz too. Does he bat for t’other side of the chamber too?

Definitely not.

[Sadact7]

Pathetic tramp. Applies to either of them tbf.

Would love to see them both nailed shut into a cask and sling over Victoria Falls.

Worthless vermin.

[lambrini]

Pathetic tramp. Applies to either of them tbf.

Would love to see them both nailed shut into a cask and sling over Victoria Falls.

Worthless vermin.

No! I've visited Victoria Falls. It's too beautiful for that.

[Sid Pervcat]

Ol' Nadz is game as all fuck tbf

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I bet she does the lot plus extras

[lambrini]

smh

[Sadact7]

I bet she does the lot plus extras

It’s posts like this which make me want to kill you.

Stop it.