Tom Skinner

[JudgeTedd]

A tedious mockney barra boy with a catch phrase. Likes that top doesn't he?

He looks like a skinny legged twat. He’s also driving a car that is almost 20 years old. Hardly a good look for a successful businessman.

[antdad]

Are you saying that his catchphrase "Bosh" isn't a nod to his vintage vehicle's German heritage?

[henrycrs]

According to himself, he’s the absolute guvna…

So a massive cunt.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

There's only one guv'nor...

[ccreds]

Heard a mention of him last night on the Sports Bar.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

They have to hit a certain number of mentions per week. Same thing happened with Laura Fivehead

[Sadact7]

Heard a mention of him last night on the Sports Bar.

Did you throw your radio into the River Trent (not the Scouse cunt) in protest Reds?

[antdad]

Has "the guvnor" always been boss eyed or did he have an accident?

[Carlos J]

From JWOTS thread last month:

Straight out of Mockney casting, without Googling who tf is Thomas Skinner on with Brazil yesterday morning?

He was a contestant/character on 'The Apprentice' a few years back.

He thought with his Cockernee wide boy act, Sralan would recognise a bit of his younger self in him. Maybe Sralan did and didn't like what he saw as he was fired before the interviews.

They really need to freshen up The Apprentice with a Del Boy version, Thomas could've been a contender.

[antdad]

I remember asking but I just can't believe he was taken seriously.

[Carlos J]

I remember asking but I just can't believe he was taken seriously.

Oh yes. For those that like Tom a lot, here he is boshing away at the Oxford Union. Hmm:

[ccreds]

Heard a mention of him last night on the Sports Bar.

Did you throw your radio into the River Trent (not the Scouse cunt) in protest Reds?

I’ve lobbed plenty of radios in there bro.

[shivah]

There's only one guv'nor...

Christ, Ince's eyeballs look like they are in different time zones.

[Sid Pervcat]

As a Southerner what is the derogatory meaning of being a "wool" in this muppet's case?

His dress sense

[JimmyDee]

Is he any relation to Mick Skinner, former Rugby Union player for England, also fond of the word "Bosh"?

Be that as it may, I've not heard the boy Tom so far, but I don't have to to know that he's an epic cunt of the first order. The first three posts on this here thread ... manspreading, check ... pointing, check ... £150 haircut, check ... thinks he's a boxer, check.