Annoying Ads - Part 7

[Hannah]

"U beh... Your'e RON!"

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Ugh this fucking three dentist chair SHIT

[GLeeder]

The Ikea "Jingle Bells" song......I can't understand one single word she's singing?

Completely inaudible....is it even being sung in English?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Give that eeeekeeeyerrr scrotey old cunt a yewtree tug ASAP

[cheesebag]

Karl the Wombat - Autotune Cunt

[cheesebag]

"It's Fun"..... henpecked scratchcard bloke is back

[JudgeTedd]

Karl the Wombat - Autotune Cunt

Suella could’ve garnered a lot of support if she had deported that twat. Why those two put up with his antics is anyone’s guess.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Today's battle of the shit-awful ad voices:

Wraaghty with JILETTTTT. The best a man can GETTTTTTT.

Versus

Katerin-whatever-fuckwit mumbling away about bossing her spatchcock

[scully]

Oh fuck scratch card cunts are back!

WOOOOOOOAHH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAHHHHH

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

It's fun though

[JimmyDee]

I miss the Ginger Wine ads of yesteryear, which were so relentless with the double-entendres that they became funny.
"I've put some tinsel round my bucket" and so on

[JW90]

Are the adverts the same on the normal wireless as those on the internet? The Farm and Puppets advert is on about five times an hour on the net,

[GLeeder]

Are the adverts the same on the normal wireless as those on the internet? The Farm and Puppets advert is on about five times an hour on the net,

Twice in every fucking ad break

..still some way to go to match the Armed Forces ad during lockdown, however

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

LAHHV BAHHHWBEEEWWWKEEWWWW SAHWWWWWSE?????

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

The wonderful and heart-warming National Lottery Scratchcard advertisement is clearly a skilfully-edited highlight from what must have been a delightful long-form chat between two engaging and erudite individuals. Is it possible I can purchase the full unedited chat, perhaps on a DVD-rom or similar? Would love to give that a listen!