First time t’Toffees have lost their first three games without scoring a goal, the funding of their new stadium has fallen through, Calvert-Lewin gets booed off when waking off following a double fractured cheekbone at Villa, and morale low amongst fans having just avoid relegation on the last day of last season.
The club needs to get a move on if they want to emulate their grand total of two away wins last season because their home form seems to have already gone tits up. A traditionally likeable grand old club, they should just go down now.
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Re: The Same Old, Same Old Sleepwalking to Catastrophe Everton 2023-24 Fred
Well, I don't know about you, Lawns, but I've put a crisp tenner on the Toffees to win the title this season
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Re: The Same Old, Same Old Sleepwalking to Catastrophe Everton 2023-24 Fred
I miss old Pet. The marble kitchen. The Melling Road Social. Walt.
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Re: The Same Old, Same Old Sleepwalking to Catastrophe Everton 2023-24 Fred
Me, too. And his tales of t'Algarve and Smilers bar, flirting with the leggy blonde
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Re: The Same Old, Same Old Sleepwalking to Catastrophe Everton 2023-24 Fred
It's weird that previously I couldn't give a shit about Everton, neither goodwill nor ill.
But because it meant a lot to Old Pet, who i really admired, I found myself wanting Everton to do well.
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Yup, added to that t’Melling Ratepayers, Col, the Walster and Big Betty were the stuff of legends in this ‘ere bailiwick.
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Re: The Same Old, Same Old Sleepwalking to Catastrophe Everton 2023-24 Fred
Holding the Arse so far.
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Re: The Same Old, Same Old Sleepwalking to Catastrophe Everton 2023-24 Fred
Just the one. Poor old Everton.kancutlawns wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 5:55 pmThis is quite a watchable game. I’m calling it. Think t’Arse will get a couple in the last fifteen minutes of the match.
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Everton setting their stall out to throw bodies on the line, defending fiercely yet offering absolutely nothing going forward or displaying any creativity. It’s only mid-September FFS. Can we just relegate them now instead of having them stinking out the league until mid-May?Carlos J wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 6:37 pmJust the one. Poor old Everton.kancutlawns wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 5:55 pmThis is quite a watchable game. I’m calling it. Think t’Arse will get a couple in the last fifteen minutes of the match.
I do feel sorry that a grand old club are reduced to this farce.
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That’s normally a tactic that works for Everton in this fixture.kancutlawns wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 6:43 pmEverton setting their stall out to throw bodies on the line, defending fiercely yet offering absolutely nothing going forward or displaying any creativity. It’s only mid-September FFS. Can we just relegate them now instead of having them stinking out the league until mid-May?Carlos J wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 6:37 pmJust the one. Poor old Everton.kancutlawns wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 5:55 pmThis is quite a watchable game. I’m calling it. Think t’Arse will get a couple in the last fifteen minutes of the match.
I do feel sorry that a grand old club are reduced to this farce.
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I don't.kancutlawns wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 6:43 pmEverton setting their stall out to throw bodies on the line, defending fiercely yet offering absolutely nothing going forward or displaying any creativity. It’s only mid-September FFS. Can we just relegate them now instead of having them stinking out the league until mid-May?Carlos J wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 6:37 pmJust the one. Poor old Everton.kancutlawns wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 5:55 pmThis is quite a watchable game. I’m calling it. Think t’Arse will get a couple in the last fifteen minutes of the match.
I do feel sorry that a grand old club are reduced to this farce.
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