"Sly" Stallone as Harry Maguire in Falklands 2 - Desert Boogaloo
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2022 2:33 pm
So, "we" end up playing THE ARGIES in rematch that makes SCHWAREZZ v GHANA look like an episode of bakeoff.
HazMagz sees this as his one chance to not get binned at "man u" so goes FULL CHISORA.
Plays out bewdifully as he runs into a goalpost early doors but refuses to be taken off, and uses his shirt as bloodrag for full barechest rambo stylings.
Then we witness lil leo "pay tribute" to the ghost of Maradona by "helping" a ball over the hapless pickers with his thierrys aka hands.
VAR is wheeled out and takes 2hrs 40mins to return a GOAL STANDS.
HazBro goes fully APE and runs directly at Leonard and clatters the bloodbag smurf into row Z, killing them both.
Then a plane full of Welsh "fans" land and torch Qatar into even more of a crisp.
Then Pele dies.
Streaming on Paramount Plus this fall.
THE END
HazMagz sees this as his one chance to not get binned at "man u" so goes FULL CHISORA.
Plays out bewdifully as he runs into a goalpost early doors but refuses to be taken off, and uses his shirt as bloodrag for full barechest rambo stylings.
Then we witness lil leo "pay tribute" to the ghost of Maradona by "helping" a ball over the hapless pickers with his thierrys aka hands.
VAR is wheeled out and takes 2hrs 40mins to return a GOAL STANDS.
HazBro goes fully APE and runs directly at Leonard and clatters the bloodbag smurf into row Z, killing them both.
Then a plane full of Welsh "fans" land and torch Qatar into even more of a crisp.
Then Pele dies.
Streaming on Paramount Plus this fall.
THE END