Hawksbee & Jacobs - Part 7

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

U ok hun? Xx

[Sadact7]

They have some thunderously shit guests

It's like that and it's like this
These fuckin’ old twats are just takin’ the piss
Just blurt out sludge without even thinkin’
Turn the mikes off cos their shit is fuckin’ stinkin’

Have you guize noticed I don't post poetry anymore. Why bother. I've been usurped. I got a lot of shit for my poems, but don't seem to have received the equal amount of praise for ceasing and desisting. Fucking two-faced cunts.

It’s Eazy

[ccreds]

Bit meh today with the guests.

[carcinogen]

Bit meh today with the guests.

Just a load of bods flogging their books for Xmas. My advice would be to wait and pick them up for tuppence after Xmas in the bargin bins or charity shops, for winter fuel.

[JudgeTedd]

Bit meh today with the guests.

Tbf you could’ve written that any day.

[carcinogen]

Bit meh today with the guests.

Tbf you could’ve written that any day.

I think we've all be gaslighted so that we now think the miserable, bitter ramblings of an old tramp named Jacobs is actually good radio.

[JudgeTedd]

Bit meh today with the guests.

Tbf you could’ve written that any day.

I think we've all be gaslighted so that we now think the miserable, bitter ramblings of an old tramp named Jacobs is actually good radio.

Speak for yourself. Jacobs has, and always will be a crap broadcaster. Can’t host a show when his partner has gone, he always play second fiddle.

Also, never trust anyone of that age who takes losing a football match as badly as he does. He definitely got issues going on.

[carcinogen]

Don't shoot the messenger, I think the man is a menace.

[JimmyDee]

Can’t host a show when his partner has gone, he always play second fiddle.

In broadcasting terms that works, though.
Alan Brazil, for example, made an excellent second-banana to Parry, but make him top-banana and it goes to his head. That's the essence of good management, keeping leaders and followers in their natural roles.

In football terms, Andy is Steve McClaren to Paul's Fergie

[Windy Miller]

good old andy

[JimmyDee]

good old andy

Good Old Andy indeed. He's like US, in many ways.

He knows he's a nutcase fan, but unlike us he broadcasts to an audience, and exaggerates for comic effect.

[carcinogen]

good old andy

Good Old Andy indeed. He's like US, in many ways.

He knows he's a nutcase fan, but unlike us he broadcasts to an audience, and exaggerates for comic effect.

In his mind he's Larry David. But he's not.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

He's Steve fucking Ballmer

[ccreds]

Bit meh today with the guests.

Just a load of bods flogging their books for Xmas. My advice would be to wait and pick them up for tuppence after Xmas in the bargin bins or charity shops, for winter fuel.

I bet it's started a bit early this year with H and J show having to give way to the Talksport World Cup games being on.

[JudgeTedd]

Can’t host a show when his partner has gone, he always play second fiddle.

In broadcasting terms that works, though.
Alan Brazil, for example, made an excellent second-banana to Parry, but make him top-banana and it goes to his head. That's the essence of good management, keeping leaders and followers in their natural roles.

In football terms, Andy is Steve McClaren to Paul's Fergie

You started losing me at “Alan Brazil”. But to follow it up by mentioning Parry? Is it April fools already?