The modern football fan

[JudgeTedd]

Twats who on a player being linked to their club base their entire verdict on their ability, suitability for the side, potential, value, ability to adjust on shitty two minute YouTube videos of them. Of course, these vacuous cunts know more than the manager, coaches, performance analysts and everyone else who is paid yo do the job.

Welcome to Arsenal Online 2010 - 2021.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

When I saw that deranged manbaby Ty sucking furiously on the branded cup I knew the game had gone

[JimmyDee]

Further to my post above, here's an example of the Modern Football Fan, as glorified on tS. A call to the Sports Bar repeated on the Sposh BroshFosh this morning.

https://chirb.it/q14P0L

[kevin04]

Any big EPL's team Twitter and replies is pretty awful. Full of idiots repeating the same joke that wasn't funny 5 years ago e.g Annouce ; 'my right back' etc.

Then the half-hipster, who has a passing interest in football, but doesn't really watch it, just goes to Soccerway looks at the squads and says Ah so and so is having a great season - 19 games and 4 goals for a defender.

[Northern Troglodite]

Fathers who spend hours creating these "[player x] can I have your shirt, pleeeeease?!?!" signs, then hand them to their kids and get them to wave them frantically at full time, as if they're only doing it to put a smile on their kid's face.

Fucking needy cunts.

Thats the biggest cunts of all trick , this alone should unleash violence upon the fuckers or at least a perma bam from the grounds ......entitled fuckers

[JudgeTedd]

The modern fan who bangs on about any team can beat any other on any given day. But then is totally shocked when it happens.

[ccreds]

Where are there xg goals stats websites?

[kancutlawns]

Half-half scarves
Football tourists
Full kit wankers
Twats recording matches on their phones

[JW90]

Fathers who spend hours creating these "[player x] can I have your shirt, pleeeeease?!?!" signs, then hand them to their kids and get them to wave them frantically at full time, as if they're only doing it to put a smile on their kid's face.

Fucking needy cunts.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59896151

Well done Leeds.

[subsub]

Fathers who spend hours creating these "[player x] can I have your shirt, pleeeeease?!?!" signs, then hand them to their kids and get them to wave them frantically at full time, as if they're only doing it to put a smile on their kid's face.

Fucking needy cunts.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59896151

Well done Leeds.

Quite right.
Such a cunty thing for parents to do, because they know that players are on camera and are put in a difficult position.

[Carlos J]

I can't stand that prick 'Thogden' on YouTube, he seems to get free tickets for every game he goes too - does that make him a 'true' football fan?

Thought I'd written about him before, but can't find it. Watched a few of his videos at grounds and some are OK, he's annoying though.

Had a minorly successful youtube channel but his video about Logan Paul's video in Aokigahara got 11M views in 2018 and got him super money and loads more followers.

Probably does get some free tickets, but can afford to fly around watching football and pay top dollar for tickets as revenue will cover costs.

[Sadact7]

Fathers who spend hours creating these "[player x] can I have your shirt, pleeeeease?!?!" signs, then hand them to their kids and get them to wave them frantically at full time, as if they're only doing it to put a smile on their kid's face.

Fucking needy cunts.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59896151

Well done Leeds.

Just kneecap the little shits. Would teach the parents a lesson and also take away the option for kids to run onto the pitch.

[Saints11]

Don't take me home,
Please dont take me home

[Carlos J]

Don't take me home,
Please dont take me home

Just fuck off. Not you, Saints.

You Welsh bastards. And now all cunts.

[Sid Pervcat]

Where are there xg goals stats websites?

Pardon?