The Unofficial 2021/2/3/4 Cricket Thread

[Sadact7]

Does Bairstow still have huge fat ginger tits?

[chelseachelsea]

Does Bairstow still have huge fat ginger tits?

Yes

[Sadact7]

Does Bairstow still have huge fat ginger tits?

Yes

God…

Tell him I hate him

You shouldn’t be able to see jelly tits through a jumper that thick.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Shitshow is fucken gash

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Crawley needs his cunt kicking in, the useless turd

[JudgeTedd]

England looking like they want to knock off work early today.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Gazzaball more like

[Zambo]

Only 443 to win with one wicket left.

Gutless wankers.

[JudgeTedd]

Job done by the Lads. Should give them enough time to get back around the pool for more drinks.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Superb contribution by Bairstow again

[JudgeTedd]

Superb contribution by Bairstow again

Is he getting the first round in?

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Remember many,many, many years ago watching Lancashire when we had a bloke called Jackie Bond as captain. In the team for his captaincy abilities, on a few occasions we used to applaud him walking out to the crease and carry on applauding because we knew he'd soon be walking back.

[JudgeTedd]

Here we go again…..

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Rooty decides to stop trying to win back his ginger ex with insane reverse ramps and decides to play krikkit again

[Zambo]

Rooty decides to stop trying to win back his ginger ex with insane reverse ramps and decides to play krikkit again

Took him a hell of a long time for him to realise he was playing in a test match and not The Hundred. We need Root to anchor, because the likes of Duckett and Pope are always likely to fail. Both are extremely inconsistent imo.