Re: Bird’s World Cup, Euros & WSL

The End · Post by **The End** » Wed May 29, 2019 4:48 pm

SeanNW8 wrote:How are their partners' going to cope??
Who will be doing the cooking??
Not sexisit, just being practical.

Who's going to do the washing too?

It'd be like living in France.

Shedboy · Post by **Shedboy** » Wed May 29, 2019 5:01 pm

SeanNW8 wrote: But lets be honest, I'd watch Scottish pub football before this dull shite.

I'm sick of watching pub football ( Dundee United fan ) and I wouldn't open my blinds if there was a woman's match outside my window.

If the women were opening their curtains then that's another matter.

theleader82 · Post by **theleader82** » Wed May 29, 2019 5:15 pm

I wonder if they’ll share one of those big
Bathtubs like they had at Wembley

The End · Post by **The End** » Wed May 29, 2019 5:29 pm

SWAPPING SHIRTS ETC ETC ETC

BENNY HILL

JW90 · Post by **JW90** » Wed May 29, 2019 10:00 pm

The End wrote:I'd watch it if they had their tits out - amirite fellas???

Definitely favour the two up top in this game.

Holden Mcgroyne · Post by **Holden Mcgroyne** » Wed May 29, 2019 10:30 pm

AlcoholBrazil wrote:As a keen ornithologist ,I am looking forward to seeing some Great Tits out on the field.

Not sure if big Rom's fit for Belgium's friendlies.

hitlersboots · Post by **hitlersboots** » Thu May 30, 2019 2:32 pm

Them WSL teams should play in the extra preliminary round of the FA Cup against teams like Consett, Irlam and Tower Hamlets. That way we can see what level they are at. Mind you they might lose a few legs.

AlcoholBrazil · Post by **AlcoholBrazil** » Thu May 30, 2019 4:08 pm

The End wrote:SWAPPING SHIRTS ETC ETC ETC

BENNY HILL

That was a "Not the Nine O'Clock News "" sketch.

Petingo · Post by **Petingo** » Thu May 30, 2019 7:20 pm

This is the kind of stuff we want to see.

Brandi Chastain after scoring the winning penno in 1999.

subsub · Post by **subsub** » Thu May 30, 2019 7:35 pm

Petingo wrote:This is the kind of stuff we want to see.

Brandi Chastain after scoring the winning penno in 1999.

Wise words, Pet

Was Sepp Blatter one of the team, too? Practically lifted the trophy for them.
And the USA goalie was pretty much past the six-yard box when she saved that penno.

Salem · Post by **Salem** » Thu May 30, 2019 8:08 pm

subsub wrote:And the USA goalie was pretty much past the six-yard box when she saved that penno.

Talking of USA goalies and boxes

The End · Post by **The End** » Thu May 30, 2019 8:09 pm

I think the Woman of the Match in every match should then have to lick my bell-end.

Zippy · Post by **Zippy** » Thu May 30, 2019 9:41 pm

Pet, the time you called it "tart's soccer" is one of your finest hours on this 'ere balliwick

Holden Mcgroyne · Post by **Holden Mcgroyne** » Thu May 30, 2019 10:00 pm

Any excuse.............

Aggers...... do stop it.

Petingo · Post by **Petingo** » Thu May 30, 2019 11:32 pm

Zippy wrote:Pet, the time you called it "tart's soccer" is one of your finest hours on this 'ere balliwick

It us all the Subster’s fault....him and Mr. Hunt.

The former berates me for being non PC in my language at times hence I am calling these gals “birds” rsther than “tarts”.

And the latter always breaks my balls when I say “soccer”