Octavio wrote:Out of them all, Matterface is the worst commentator going. His scripted 'funnies' are piss poor. Imagine thinking about these beforehand and still being this witless.
He's obviously had some likes on Facebook or some shit about his Mel from Mel & Sue comment last week and is now trying to make it his 'thing'.
He was going on about some player being "the same weight as a cruiserweight at 200lb" or something or other.
Just fuck off, you're terrible.
Clyde’s the biggest one. You just know he’s going to take a cliche and use the cheesiest one going at the most excruitiatingly obvious moment like at the end of today’s match saying that the Uruguayans were ready for lift off. Why? Because you’re trying to make a vague reference to Spartak Moscow when the match was being played in Samara, the space race which was three decades ago when Reagan and Gorbachev were in power and Star City which again has almost now relevance? Utter fucking cunt is Clyde.