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Just heard a load “ping” sound, which I assume came from the broadcast, as I can’t think of a household applaiance that would make that noise.

Is Lady Brady watching? Or is she tied-up?

That was the credulity of any of the watching public snapping.

The sound of Moyes' contract being retyped to show 6 days rather than 6 months?

Andy Carroll refining his oral communication from that of a primeval grunt.

I'm not watching the game because I don't have Sky Sports and if I did I wouldn't because, well, its Watford v West ham, so are Bilic's team letting Wee Davy down badly then?

Reg wrote:Just heard a load “ping” sound, which I assume came from the broadcast, as I can’t think of a household applaiance that would make that noise.

So you heard it too.
I was in the kitchen not watching the screen. I thought it was my washing machine timer, but it couldn't have been - too early.

No, listening. Good old Moyesiah. 2-0 down.

Basualdo wrote:I'm not watching the game because I don't have Sky Sports and if I did I wouldn't because, well, its Watford v West ham, so are Bilic's team letting Wee Davy down badly then?

Letting him AND STUART PEARCE down.

And themselves, of course.

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAH. West Ham are going down. I'm so fucking happy. If Everton went down too I'd be buying so much bunting the bunting factory would meltdown.

och, Slaven's team

Im watching Flog it.
I fucking hate West Ham,one of my finest football games i attended was the Wigan Athletic 3-2 West Ham.

Avram Grant sacked in the tunnel,plane flying overhead with a Avram out banner,Hammers relegated,Richard Green skriking,Scoddy Parker looking like a 50s RAF recruit,Charles N'Zogbia's 90 minute winner and 4000 cockneys having the piss taken out of them by 18,000 Wiganers.

Golden memories.

Joe Hart messed up big time for the second goal. No need to describe it as you know.

Anyway i'll describe it if you're completely new to football.

Shot comes in and Joe Hart dives to his left and instead of keeping the ball out he flaps at it and the ball goes in to the back of the goal. Any other keep would have kept it out easily

Octavio wrote: och, Slaven's team

Davey came out with the absolute CLASSIC; the 'go-to' comment every cunt of a new manager uses. "The players aren't fit enough". Fuck sake, is this cunt on drugs? Absolute throw-back tracksuit manager cunt. That's why Brazil loves him, because Brazil's mind is locked into a 1970s mindset. Moyles is a fucking busted-flush. Not that I give a fuck, the West Ham board are weirdo porn-barron cunts. Nothing agin Hammers fans, but their club has been fucking raped. If West Ham go down, can Boris Jonson get fucking shot too? For pissing away tax payer money for this whole fucking Olympic 'legacy' bullshit? I'll fire the fucking trigger.

Robert Heenan wrote:Joe Hart messed up big time for the second goal. No need to describe it as you know.

Anyway i'll describe it if you're completely new to football.

Shot comes in and Joe Hart dives to his left and instead of keeping the ball out he flaps at it and the ball goes in to the back of the goal. Any other keep would have kept it out easily

Cardboard hands again?