The Apprentice 2017

[kancutlawns]

If you can get beyond the ridiculous rap trailers, The this autumn’s series has just started. Yup, the new motley crew of snakeskin oil salespersons, backstabbers and bullshitters were poisoning city workers with poorly cooked burgers, faffing about with the branding and having no pricing strategies.

Danny’s been mugged off though to be honest he tried to get the fat git with the Harry Potter glasses booted out of t’boardroom.

Any phwoaar!! talent to take note of early doors?

[carcinogen]

The Spiv 2017.

[Basualdo]

One decent Gemma Atkinson-a-like blonde apart, the rest of the women should name themselves Team Uggo.

At least three of women's team were born female.

Your man Danny who got chucked out first seemed the only likeable one I could see. The Toad of Toad Hall scrote should have went.

[Monello]

Complete balderdash.

[henrycrs]

Pure cunt. But I will review the birds when I can watch it alone

[tennisman]

'I'll throw anyone / everyone under the bus'

[Basualdo]

Pure cunt. But I will review the birds when I can watch it alone

I wouldn't bother.

Muntchester United.
Mooseton Villa.
Grizzle Palace.
Wooferhampton Wanderers.

[Geezer]

Never ever seen it, but google tells me that Karen Brady is co-hosting. That'll do for me.

[Basualdo]

Never ever seen it, but google tells me that Karen Brady is co-hosting. That'll do for me.

I particularly liked that the talented and skilled Karen who is also currently employed by the nation's leading pornographers, taking umbrage last episode at some woman suggesting that the female team use their looks to win the task.

A suggestion that is perhaps a little optimistic, but still.

[kancutlawns]

And her firm, quizzical, forehead creased intervention yesterday when one of the alpha bints Siobhan suggested that the target audience for selling iffy “high quality” chicken and beef burgers were blokes. The not overly made up male looking candidate struggled to articulate under questioning from the forensically detailed, fragrant Ms Brady what she meant in an uncomfortable exchange. Good on Lady Karen. She “ticks all the boxes” for me.

[tennisman]

Please everyone, it's Karren with 2 r's.

PS Go Claude!

[JW90]

Claude is still the angry bald man who looks down on these pretentious arseholes and superbly tells it like it is whilst Baroness Brady pouts and patronises.

Every year the standard of onntrrerrpernerr decreases and the volume of moronic twats rises.

[kancutlawns]

Claude is still the angry bald man who looks down on these pretentious arseholes and superbly tells it like it is whilst Baroness Brady pouts and patronises.

Every year the standard of onntrrerrpernerr decreases and the volume of moronic twats rises.

Saw Claude walking up close to the Shard last year. Looks like the vexed, miserable twin of Ray Wilkins.

[carcinogen]

Shame on anyone wasting their exisistence on this shit. You could be spending a nice time taking a shit, shower and shave. Anyone posting in this thread is a sad cunt. After this post of course. Although I admit I am sad, albeit a witty bugger and possibly the most attractive and academic cunt kicking shit in this here in parts. No appologies.

[Lord Notin Kwestion]

We've all seen your face horse.