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Working with The Scum of Society
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:35 pm
by carcinogen
I'll try to keep this brief. As you may or may not know, I've landed a job with the Cuntcil, The Cunty Cuntcil, as a 'gardener'. Well, one aspect of the job, is to clear and make beautiful cuntcil gardens in preperation for single mothers and other bone idle cunts to move in.
Well, I was doing this poxy fucking garden, and some workshy cunt, in his thirties, spied me working, got off his lazy arse and locked the intervening gate between me and the way-out of the rats-nest of a fucking cuntcil estate I was working in.
"Oooo do you fink you are? You walk awarund like you fuckin' own the place. Don't wark froo my garden unless you are going to mow it".
I didn't like to point out to the cunt that, as I work for the cuntcil, I technically do own the property. But I bit my lip, got on with my task and left.
My point is: It's all very well if you want to sit on your arse and claim benefits and toss-off society, but to go that extra fucking mile and actually fuck-up another man trying to earn a living and make-better the surroundings for others, really does take the fucking biscuit.
In short, there really are some fucking ignorant scum-cunts out there.
Re: Working with The Scum of Society
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 5:07 pm
by birdie
carcinogen wrote:I'll try to keep this brief. As you may or may not know, I've landed a job with the Cuntcil, The Cunty Cuntcil, as a 'gardener'. Well, one aspect of the job, is to clear and make beautiful cuntcil gardens in preperation for single mothers and other bone idle cunts to move in.
Well, I was doing this poxy fucking garden, and some workshy cunt, in his thirties, spied me working, got off his lazy arse and locked the intervening gate between me and the way-out of the rats-nest of a fucking cuntcil estate I was working in.
"Oooo do you fink you are? You walk awarund like you fuckin' own the place. Don't wark froo my garden unless you are going to mow it".
I didn't like to point out to the cunt that, as I work for the cuntcil, I technically do own the property. But I bit my lip, got on with my task and left.
My point is: It's all very well if you want to sit on your arse and claim benefits and toss-off society, but to go that extra fucking mile and actually fuck-up another man trying to earn a living and make-better the surroundings for others, really does take the fucking biscuit.
In short, there really are some fucking ignorant scum-cunts out there.
I used to be employed by my local council, I didn't apply for the job, the bloke rang me out of the blue and asked if I would help him out, which I did, for nigh on 20 years, and believe you me, your experience is nothing new, but take this in the spirit of good will, don't take what happens to heart, it isn't worth it and just gives you indigestion.
What I used to do was tell them that if they had a complaint to contact the council with the exact time of whatever infringemet had occured, photographic proof of that infrngement and any suggestions they had to improve the way the job was being done and then invite them to take over what you are doing for 15 minutes. They usually slink off or give you another mouthful.
Oh, and be warned, you'll get those who think that just because you carry a council ID badge hanging around your neck you know everyone and every department, I've been asked about housing, drains, lack of public transport, dog mess and even who to contact about a gravestone, so just take it in your stride, Oh, and good luck with your employment, it may not be the dog's wotsits, but it's honest work.
Re: Working with The Scum of Society
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 5:49 pm
by m4rkb
Find out where the cunt lives and do a shit in his letterbox.
Re: Working with The Scum of Society
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 6:25 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
You ARE the scum of society My Carc
Re: Working with The Scum of Society
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 6:32 pm
by Reg
Write a book about it.
Re: Working with The Scum of Society
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:06 pm
by shabbado
Oh i thought this post was about your time as a journalist.
Re: Working with The Scum of Society
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:19 pm
by carcinogen
Not sure about the negative posts. Are you projecting your own self-loathing? PM me and lets have it out. I'll listen to your problems no worries.
#justbanter
Re: Working with The Scum of Society
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:37 pm
by Lou Grant
Reg wrote:Write a book about it.
It's material for his stand up routine. He should give the guy a percentage of the takings from his first gig.
Re: Working with The Scum of Society
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:40 pm
by Reg
Lou Grant wrote:Reg wrote:Write a book about it.
It's material for his stand up routine. He should give the guy a percentage of the takings from his first gig.
Don't bring that up.
I tried offering him some encouragement before and he didn't respond well.
Sleeping dogs...
Re: Working with The Scum of Society
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:41 pm
by The End
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:You ARE the scum of society My Carc
Thread title sounds like his wanking experience.
Re: Working with The Scum of Society
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:42 pm
by Lou Grant
He'll get there, Reg. He's not some lazy cunt like that Stephen Fry. I'm sure he's honing his routine in between pruning the dahlias.
Re: Working with The Scum of Society
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:25 pm
by carcinogen
Lou Grant wrote:He'll get there, Reg. He's not some lazy cunt like that Stephen Fry. I'm sure he's honing his routine in between pruning the dahlias.
It boggles my mind really, a working-class bloke, educated, wanting to write a book about and for working-class blokes should get some fucking encouragement. Only the saddest most self-loathing cunts would put that down. I can't get my fucking head around it. It's mad. LOL. Good luck to you. Slag me off to your hearts content. Then look at your reflection in the mirror and ask the question. I know the answer. Do you?
Re: Working with The Scum of Society
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:27 pm
by The End
carcinogen wrote:Lou Grant wrote:He'll get there, Reg. He's not some lazy cunt like that Stephen Fry. I'm sure he's honing his routine in between pruning the dahlias.
It boggles my mind really, a working-class bloke, educated, wanting to write a book about and for working-class blokes should get some fucking encouragement. Only the saddest most self-loathing cunts would put that down. I can't get my fucking head around it. It's mad. LOL. Good luck to you. Slag me off to your hearts content. Then look at your reflection in the mirror and ask the question. I know the answer. Do you?
Most words used before 'cunt' I believe.
Re: Working with The Scum of Society
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:30 pm
by Royal24s
carcinogen wrote:I'll try to keep this brief. As you may or may not know, I've landed a job with the Cuntcil, The Cunty Cuntcil, as a 'gardener'. Well, one aspect of the job, is to clear and make beautiful cuntcil gardens in preperation for single mothers and other bone idle cunts to move in.
Well, I was doing this poxy fucking garden, and some workshy cunt, in his thirties, spied me working, got off his lazy arse and locked the intervening gate between me and the way-out of the rats-nest of a fucking cuntcil estate I was working in.
"Oooo do you fink you are? You walk awarund like you fuckin' own the place. Don't wark froo my garden unless you are going to mow it".
I didn't like to point out to the cunt that, as I work for the cuntcil, I technically do own the property. But I bit my lip, got on with my task and left.
My point is: It's all very well if you want to sit on your arse and claim benefits and toss-off society, but to go that extra fucking mile and actually fuck-up another man trying to earn a living and make-better the surroundings for others, really does take the fucking biscuit.
In short, there really are some fucking ignorant scum-cunts out there.
My sympathies, but surely you must be used to this sort of person reading some of the posts here.
Re: Working with The Scum of Society
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:47 pm
by kancutlawns
And more so to you writing your errant, Mitty, rambling bullshit.