Manchester City Disaster Thread

[Basualdo]

You've been kankopied, lou.

[kancutlawns]

You've been kankopied, lou.

Plaglourised.

[delboy1983]

Don't squabble lads, i Have prepared my own one for the 10th December

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Listen, and understand. That kankerator is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

[Lou Grant]

Don't squabble lads, i Have prepared my own one for the 10th December

To the creator of this thread, I have a simple word of advice:

Hubris.

[kancutlawns]

Listen, and understand. That kankerator is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

[kancutlawns]

Any updates following tonight’s match Lou? I’m sure del’s dying to know.

[Lou Grant]

Any updates following tonight’s match Lou? I’m sure del’s dying to know.

I'm not doing it anymore - you seemed so keen to take over that I've left you to it. Good luck.

[kancutlawns]

18 out of 18.

[Lou Grant]

FFS, at least do it properly

[kancutlawns]

No. I’m a minimalist, I don’t go in for Opta Stats, X-Y graphs and that shit for football. The only stats that matter are games won.

Seriously though, I’m a little strapped for time so am unable to dig out the goals for and against. Could you as the secondary contact do the honours in the interim please, Lou?

[Lou Grant]

No - it's yours to abuse as you like. Another great thread Kankered out of existence.

[Basualdo]

No. I’m a minimalist, I don’t go in for Opta Stats, X-Y graphs and that shit for football. The only stats that matter are games won.

Seriously though, I’m a little strapped for time so am unable to dig out the goals for and against. Could you as the secondary contact do the honours in the interim please, Lou?

Oh for fucks sake! Scored 54, conceded 11. It took me 30 seconds to scroll back in the thread and find that to update, Kantbearsed

[JW90]

This thread could well be Kancelled soon

[kancutlawns]

No. I’m a minimalist, I don’t go in for Opta Stats, X-Y graphs and that shit for football. The only stats that matter are games won.

Seriously though, I’m a little strapped for time so am unable to dig out the goals for and against. Could you as the secondary contact do the honours in the interim please, Lou?

Oh for fucks sake! Scored 54, conceded 11. It took me 30 seconds to scroll back in the thread and find that to update, Kantbearsed

Why give a man’s job to a boy? Lou, take note.