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The Carabao/EFL Cup 2017-18 thread

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:15 am
by kancutlawns
Hate this Carabao Cup moniker, the best league in the world being sponsored by this two bit Thai energy drink. Preferred the derided EFL title.

That aside, Villa almost humiliated yesterday in soggy Colchester and only profligate finishing and a few great saves from Jed Steer gave the Championship side a narrow 2-1 win.

Re: The Carabao/EFL Cup 2017-18 thread

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:09 am
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
UTV

Re: The Carabao/EFL Cup 2017-18 thread

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:34 am
by Zambo
Hammered the mighty Crawley 5-1 for a grand morale boosting victory.

Re: The Carabao/EFL Cup 2017-18 thread

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:59 am
by kancutlawns
Zambo wrote:Hammered the mighty Crawley 5-1 for a grand morale boosting victory.

That cunt Ched Evans scored a hattrick for your lot too. Is he on loan or has 'Arry signed him? He's apparently interested in buying Elphick from us although not prepared to pay over the odds for him.

Re: The Carabao/EFL Cup 2017-18 thread

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:08 pm
by Dinger
Top top performance from Steer.

Re: The Carabao/EFL Cup 2017-18 thread

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:27 pm
by delboy1983
Being called the Caramac Cup in some quarters :P

Re: The Carabao/EFL Cup 2017-18 thread

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:37 pm
by Basualdo
kancutlawns wrote:
Zambo wrote:Hammered the mighty Crawley 5-1 for a grand morale boosting victory.

That cunt Ched Evans scored a hattrick for your lot too. Is he on loan or has 'Arry signed him? He's apparently interested in buying Elphick from us although not prepared to pay over the odds for him.

'Arry suwownds 'imself wiv va laahvliest ov peeple.

Re: The Carabao/EFL Cup 2017-18 thread

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:41 pm
by VeritasVincit
delboy1983 wrote:Being called the Caramac Cup in some quarters :P


I misheard and thought it was the Caravan Cup.

Re: The Carabao/EFL Cup 2017-18 thread

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:45 pm
by kancutlawns
Dinger wrote:Top top performance from Steer.

Actually a decent match too, Dings. First half certainly was. Were it not for the penalty save right after we went 1-0, we could have been fooked. Samba was shit but the big man needs match practice to get going. Sticking him up front as Brucey did on Saturday was utterly stupid. Glad Adamoah's back.

Re: The Carabao/EFL Cup 2017-18 thread

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:51 pm
by Zambo
kancutlawns wrote:
Zambo wrote:Hammered the mighty Crawley 5-1 for a grand morale boosting victory.

That cunt Ched Evans scored a hattrick for your lot too. Is he on loan or has 'Arry signed him? He's apparently interested in buying Elphick from us although not prepared to pay over the odds for him.


Rowett bought him from Sheff U last season before he was sacked. Undisclosed but thought to be around £1.7m. He wants him for Derby but he can fuck off. Unconfirmed but looks like we have just signed Ogenyi Onazi for £4.5m (midfieled) but we are desperate for a couple of strikers Donaldson and Jutkiewicz are shite.

Re: The Carabao/EFL Cup 2017-18 thread

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:57 pm
by kancutlawns
Zambo wrote:
kancutlawns wrote:
Zambo wrote:Hammered the mighty Crawley 5-1 for a grand morale boosting victory.

That cunt Ched Evans scored a hattrick for your lot too. Is he on loan or has 'Arry signed him? He's apparently interested in buying Elphick from us although not prepared to pay over the odds for him.


Rowett bought him from Sheff U last season before he was sacked. Undisclosed but thought to be around £1.7m. He wants him for Derby but he can fuck off. Unconfirmed but looks like we have just signed Ogenyi Onazi for £4.5m (midfieled) but we are desperate for a couple of strikers Donaldson and Jutkiewicz are shite.

:lol: Has he signed Kranjcar, Corluka and Paul Robinson yet?

Re: The Carabao/EFL Cup 2017-18 thread

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:59 pm
by finchman
2013 FA Cup Winners 2 -1 1953 FA Cup Winners

Re: The Carabao/EFL Cup 2017-18 thread

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:06 pm
by delboy1983
finchman wrote:2013 FA Cup Winners 2 -1 1953 FA Cup Winners


You are playing against players that are 60 years older than your lot :P

Re: The Carabao/EFL Cup 2017-18 thread

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:11 pm
by Zambo
kancutlawns wrote:
Zambo wrote:
kancutlawns wrote:
Zambo wrote:Hammered the mighty Crawley 5-1 for a grand morale boosting victory.

That cunt Ched Evans scored a hattrick for your lot too. Is he on loan or has 'Arry signed him? He's apparently interested in buying Elphick from us although not prepared to pay over the odds for him.


Rowett bought him from Sheff U last season before he was sacked. Undisclosed but thought to be around £1.7m. He wants him for Derby but he can fuck off. Unconfirmed but looks like we have just signed Ogenyi Onazi for £4.5m (midfieled) but we are desperate for a couple of strikers Donaldson and Jutkiewicz are shite.

:lol: Has he signed Kranjcar, Corluka and Paul Robinson yet?


Kranjcar, Keane, Defoe :roll: et al, but jut ridiculous paper talk

Re: The Carabao/EFL Cup 2017-18 thread

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:22 pm
by Moby Dicky
Zambo wrote:
kancutlawns wrote:
Zambo wrote:Hammered the mighty Crawley 5-1 for a grand morale boosting victory.

That cunt Ched Evans scored a hattrick for your lot too. Is he on loan or has 'Arry signed him? He's apparently interested in buying Elphick from us although not prepared to pay over the odds for him.


Rowett bought him from Sheff U last season before he was sacked. Undisclosed but thought to be around £1.7m. He wants him for Derby but he can fuck off. Unconfirmed but looks like we have just signed Ogenyi Onazi for £4.5m (midfieled) but we are desperate for a couple of strikers Donaldson and Jutkiewicz are shite.
Easy to confuse Ched Evans with Che Adams.
No wonder the trial was so complicated.
FFS.