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Eat My Goal sucked up the Manchester City goal-juice, with a side order of Morata, for a grand total of 96 points. Remarkable stuff, especially when compared to the thin gruel served to Mossad Tel Aviv who drop from second to tenth place on the back of a 34 point dribble.

Rank Team & Manager GW Round Score TOT Total Points
1 same 3 Stripe C.F.
Andy Mulley 60 373
2 up Left Blank
Arthur Brutal 57 352
3 up Eat My Goal
john cushnie 96 351
4 same delsbells
delboy 1953 60 349
5 up Salah Cinnamon
Ste McPartland 73 343
5 up Brexiter City
Chris Russell 81 343
7 up Harry's Lemons
Harry Lemon 69 338
8 up Cutters FC
Simon Cutmore 74 336
9 down Devils in red
Beres Campbell 63 336
10 down Mossad Tel Aviv
Moshe Dayan 34 332
11 down Jumped the Shark
Mark Mc 46 327
12 down Shed Eleven
Jose Foreignho 57 316
13 same Ironmongers Athletic
Steven Bedford 65 313
14 up The Hopeful Hoofers
Alex Torpy 75 302
15 same Mis-Firing Squad
Will Hay 71 300
16 down Suhari's Saints
Andy W 59 295
17 down Tax Avoidance FC
john Burdon 53 278
18 same Mighty Blues
Ian Robson 46 272
19 same Rafas Last Stand
Roger Kint 52 265

Game week 7: 3 Strip CF extend their lead at the top with equal highest score of the round, equalled by dark horses the Ironmongers.

Rank Team & Manager GW Round Score TOT Total Points
1 same 3 Stripe C.F.
Andy Mulley 72 445
2 same Left Blank
Arthur Brutal 58 410
3 up Brexiter City
Chris Russell 65 408
4 same delsbells
delboy 1953 63 408
5 same Salah Cinnamon
Ste McPartland 62 401
6 up Devils in red
Beres Campbell 60 396
7 down Eat My Goal
john cushnie 40 387
8 up Ironmongers Athletic
Steven Bedford 72 385
9 up Mossad Tel Aviv
Moshe Dayan 51 383
10 up Shed Eleven
Jose Foreignho 66 382
11 down Harry's Lemons
Harry Lemon 41 379
12 down Jumped the Shark
Mark Mc 49 376
13 down Cutters FC
Simon Cutmore 40 376
14 same The Hopeful Hoofers
Alex Torpy 70 372
15 same Mis-Firing Squad
Will Hay 53 353
16 same Suhari's Saints
Andy W 46 341
17 up Mighty Blues
Ian Robson 55 327
18 up Rafas Last Stand
Roger Kint 49 314
19 down Tax Avoidance FC
john Burdon 34 292

This week my total so far is 30 points and that includes playing my Triple Captain option.

I'd laugh but my captain was Arsenal's Lacazette.

Wenger out!

Arthur Brutal wrote:I'd laugh but my captain was Arsenal's Lacazette.

I specifically bought him to be my Triple Captain when Arsenal played Brighton the other week, thinking he was sure to get at least 10 points.

He was taken off after 70 minutes, having hardly touched the ball and got just 2 points!

He was just as useless this week.

The week before I bought him, he cost me a win in my head-to-head league by scoring twice against WBA.

I plan to get rid of him for next weekend, you watch him go and score a hat-trick at Everton!

As soon as I started watching the early game on Saturday, I thought "Why the heck have I put De Gea and a Liverpool defender on the bench?" "This is sure to end 0-0!".

My goalie Cech(who's about as good at saving penalties as Peter Shilton was!) scored 1 point compared to De Gea's 9 and Cahill and Luiz got 1 point each compared to Matip's 6.

Luckily, my opponents in my head-to-head leagues aren't having a great week, so I may get two wins if Leicester score a goal or two against WBA(I'm playing somebody with Ben Foster and a WBA defender in their side).

Did exactly the same dropping De Gea to the bench for Ederson , that went well !! , my lead at the top is getting eaten into, not had a good game week at all !!

Gameweek 8: A week when Man City became Mad City with their goals - but without Aguero. Kane let almost everyone down with another blank but points were out there; Mighty Blues got the high score of the day, close behind were delsbells who closes in on 3 Stripe at the top.


Rank Team & Manager GW Round Score TOT Total Points
1 same 3 Stripe C.F.
Andy Mulley 36 481
2 up delsbells
delboy 1953 61 465
3 up Salah Cinnamon
Ste McPartland 58 459
4 down Brexiter City
Chris Russell 46 454
5 down Left Blank
Arthur Brutal 41 451
6 up Shed Eleven
Jose Foreignho 59 437
7 down Devils in red
Beres Campbell 40 436
8 same Ironmongers Athletic
Steven Bedford 44 429
9 up Harry's Lemons
Harry Lemon 48 427
10 down Eat My Goal
john cushnie 47 426
11 down Mossad Tel Aviv
Moshe Dayan 35 414
12 up The Hopeful Hoofers
Alex Torpy 42 414
13 down Jumped the Shark
Mark Mc 31 407
14 down Cutters FC
Simon Cutmore 26 402
15 same Mis-Firing Squad
Will Hay 44 397
16 up Mighty Blues
Ian Robson 65 392
17 down Suhari's Saints
Andy W 46 387
18 same Rafas Last Stand
Roger Kint 34 348
19 same Tax Avoidance FC
john Burdon 46 334

Harry Kane's not playing this weekend. Tough decisions ahead.

Game week 9:Chris Russell found the points and goes top of the league.

Rank Team & Manager GW Round Score TOT Total Points
1 up Brexiter City
Chris Russell 78 532
2 down 3 Stripe C.F.
Andy Mulley 44 521
3 down delsbells
delboy 1953 45 506
4 down Salah Cinnamon
Ste McPartland 45 500
5 up Ironmongers Athletic
Steven Bedford 66 495
6 down Left Blank
Arthur Brutal 44 495
7 down Shed Eleven
Jose Foreignho 53 486
8 up Eat My Goal
john cushnie 59 485
9 down Devils in red
Beres Campbell 47 483
10 up The Hopeful Hoofers
Alex Torpy 65 479
11 same Mossad Tel Aviv
Moshe Dayan 58 472
12 down Harry's Lemons
Harry Lemon 36 459
13 up Suhari's Saints
Andy W 65 452
14 same Cutters FC
Simon Cutmore 48 450
15 same Mis-Firing Squad
Will Hay 52 449
16 down Jumped the Shark
Mark Mc 41 448
17 down Mighty Blues
Ian Robson 44 436
18 same Rafas Last Stand
Roger Kint 47 395
19 same Tax Avoidance FC
john Burdon 45 379

Off to the Hawthorns to watch the Albion stick 11 men behind the ball and time waste from the very 1st minute (instead of after 30 minutes), which will probably limit Citeh to about half a dozen give or give a few.

Just hope Pulis is fucked off out of my club, it will definitely be worth a beating if that football dinosaur and his backroom team of hoofers disappear.

Gameweek 10: Chris Russell gets the biggest points tally, despite captaining Lacazette, and opens a lead at the top of the board.


Rank Team & Manager GW Round Score TOT Total Points
1 same Brexiter City
Chris Russell 62 594
2 same 3 Stripe C.F.
Andy Mulley 40 561
3 up Salah Cinnamon
Ste McPartland 59 555
4 up Left Blank
Arthur Brutal 44 539
5 down delsbells
delboy 1953 37 539
6 up Devils in red
Beres Campbell 53 536
7 up The Hopeful Hoofers
Alex Torpy 57 536
8 same Eat My Goal
john cushnie 54 535
9 up Mossad Tel Aviv
Moshe Dayan 49 521
10 down Ironmongers Athletic
Steven Bedford 24 519
11 down Shed Eleven
Jose Foreignho 33 515
12 up Jumped the Shark
Mark Mc 60 508
13 up Cutters FC
Simon Cutmore 53 503
14 down Suhari's Saints
Andy W 42 494
15 same Mis-Firing Squad
Will Hay 45 490
16 down Harry's Lemons
Harry Lemon 32 487
17 same Mighty Blues
Ian Robson 43 479
18 same Rafas Last Stand
Roger Kint 47 442
19 same Tax Avoidance FC
john Burdon 49 428

Gameweek 11: the one where Harry Kane blanked after being captained by the world and his wife. ActuallyDelsbells captained De Bruyne and got 64 points for his troubles, as did Salah Cinnamon captaining Salah .


Rank Team & Manager GW Round Score TOT Total Points
1 same Brexiter City
Chris Russell 51 645
2 up Salah Cinnamon
Ste McPartland 64 615
3 up Left Blank
Arthur Brutal 59 598
4 up delsbells
delboy 1953 64 595
5 down 3 Stripe C.F.
Andy Mulley 35 592
6 up The Hopeful Hoofers
Alex Torpy 52 588
7 up Ironmongers Athletic
Steven Bedford 52 571
8 same Eat My Goal
john cushnie 35 570
9 down Devils in red
Beres Campbell 32 568
10 up Jumped the Shark
Mark Mc 57 565
11 same Shed Eleven
Jose Foreignho 48 559
12 down Mossad Tel Aviv
Moshe Dayan 37 558
13 up Mis-Firing Squad
Will Hay 55 545
14 down Cutters FC
Simon Cutmore 35 538
15 up Mighty Blues
Ian Robson 45 524
16 same Harry's Lemons
Harry Lemon 48 523
17 down Suhari's Saints
Andy W 26 520
18 same Rafas Last Stand
Roger Kint 51 493
19 same Tax Avoidance FC
john Burdon 62 490

Game week 12 and Salah Cinammon score over a ton, thanks to captain Salah.They also go top

Rank Team & Manager GW Round Score TOT Total Points
1 up Salah Cinnamon
Ste McPartland 103 718
2 down Brexiter City
Chris Russell 70 715
3 same Left Blank
Arthur Brutal 73 671
4 same delsbells
delboy 1953 61 652
5 same 3 Stripe C.F.
Andy Mulley 61 645
6 up Ironmongers Athletic
Steven Bedford 63 634
7 down The Hopeful Hoofers
Alex Torpy 40 628
8 up Mossad Tel Aviv
Moshe Dayan 66 624
9 up Jumped the Shark
Mark Mc 53 618
10 down Devils in red
Beres Campbell 53 617
11 down Eat My Goal
john cushnie 46 616
12 down Shed Eleven
Jose Foreignho 47 602
13 same Mis-Firing Squad
Will Hay 52 597
14 same Cutters FC
Simon Cutmore 47 585
15 same Mighty Blues
Ian Robson 52 576
16 up Suhari's Saints
Andy W 46 566
17 down Harry's Lemons
Harry Lemon 39 562
18 up Tax Avoidance FC
john Burdon 49 539
19 down Rafas Last Stand
Roger Kint 39 532

Game week 13:

Harry's Lemons get biggest score of the round, with Sanchez as captain (!)

Rank Team & Manager GW Round Score TOT Total Points
1 same Salah Cinnamon
Ste McPartland 47 765
2 same Brexiter City
Chris Russell 45 760
3 same Left Blank
Arthur Brutal 54 725
4 same delsbells
delboy 1953 37 689
5 up Ironmongers Athletic
Steven Bedford 52 686
6 down 3 Stripe C.F.
Andy Mulley 43 684
7 same The Hopeful Hoofers
Alex Torpy 36 664
8 same Mossad Tel Aviv
Moshe Dayan 38 662
9 same Jumped the Shark
Mark Mc 40 658
10 up Eat My Goal
john cushnie 40 656
11 down Devils in red
Beres Campbell 32 649
12 same Shed Eleven
Jose Foreignho 48 646
13 same Mis-Firing Squad
Will Hay 47 644
14 up Harry's Lemons
Harry Lemon 67 629
15 down Cutters FC
Simon Cutmore 33 618
16 down Mighty Blues
Ian Robson 40 616
17 up Tax Avoidance FC
john Burdon 61 600
18 down Suhari's Saints
Andy W 28 594
19 same Rafas Last Stand
Roger Kint 33 565

Top 3 opening up a sizeable gap between the rest