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Denis got so fucking lucky in 85 the ping-pong ball headed cunt
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JW90 wrote:How many times a day do you reckon Dennis Taylor mentions 1985? 27 is my guess.


I'm going route one and saying 147.
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Parrots new wart is getting right up my nose.

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If you mute the sound and watch Parrot and Davis wittering away, then overlay some foreign subtitles, it would be an infomercial for Swiss Suicide Clinics. Davis & Parrot: Your Suicide is our Concern.
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Get Margin Call on FFS BBC.
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What a great player Selby is.

Davis in the 80's. Hendry in the 90's.

O'Sullivan and Higgins have had their moments during the interim.

But Selby is now dominated force for sure.
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Wouldn't mind shagging Selby's mum.

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The BBC fucked up on a black ball foul call. Fancy not having a third angle camera in this day and age. Would never have happened on Sky.
On Hendry record of 7. I have more faith on Selby winning 4 more titles than Ronnie winning another 2.
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I though the final was superb with Selby's comeback. Cannot stand that dour jock Higgins so when Selby started putting his foot down it became gripping.

I'd also like to see someone beat Hendry's record as he's another dour cunt. Come to think of it all the Scottish players are dour cunts.

Hopefully next year Ronnie will have grown up and stop acting the cunt as well. He might be the biggest draw in the game but he's also the biggest child.

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I hate Hendry for what he did to poor Saint Jimmy , the cherub of the Eighties, every mother wanted for their daughter (apart from the casual use of crack-cocaine and having Alex Higgins as best man at the wedding of course)
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AlcoholBrazil wrote:It's that time to knock balls together again. I'm rooting for Ronnie again to win his sixth title and tie with Steve Davis and Ray Reardon.
Four Chinese in the draw, and will Ding be a threat this year ? Judd Trump (no relation to Donald) is up against Rory.
Selby and O'Sullivan drawn to meet in the semis. "Honest" John Higgins is one of the oldest players in the draw at 41.

First Round draw:
Mark Selby (Eng) v Fergal O'Brien (Ire)
Ryan Day (Wal) v Xiao Guodong (Chn)
Neil Robertson (Aus) v Noppon Saengkham (Tha)
Marco Fu (HK) v Luca Brecel (Bel)
Shaun Murphy (Eng) v Yan Bingtao (Chn)
Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng) v Gary Wilson (Eng)
Liang Wenbo (Chn) v Stuart Carrington (Eng)
Ding Junhui (Chn) v Zhou Yuelong

Stuart Bingham (Eng) v Peter Ebdon (Eng)
Kyren Wilson (Eng) v David Grace (Eng)
Mark Allen (NI) v Jimmy Robertson (Eng)
John Higgins (Sco) v Martin Gould (Eng)
Barry Hawkins (Eng) v Tom Ford (Eng)
Allister Carter (Eng) v Graeme Dott (Sco)
Anthony McGill (Sco) v Stephen Maguire (Sco)
Judd Trump (Eng) v Rory McLeod (Eng)


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Ah Ha .....The Crew4Lyfe is back. without Sadders of course. Had a lovely thread this year. Where have you been ?
Still time to get a wrestling thread together.
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