County cricket season 2017

[JW90]

I read that Taunton had been called Cyderabad which I liked

[subsub]

I read that Taunton had been called Cyderabad which I liked

[Lou Grant]

I read that Taunton had been called Cyderabad which I liked

yeah, that and Scarbados are my two favourites.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Onions forced to leave Durham. Another consequence of the ECB butt-fucking the county.

Cunts.

Joining Lancashire too.

[Lou Grant]

Worcestershire promoted. Replace Warwickshire in the top flight next season.

[Zambo]

Warwickshire need a top to bottom clearout. Disgraceful, gutless shite for nearly all of the season. Still I'll be able to see them at Hove next season

[Lou Grant]

And at Hampshire, hopefully.

[Zambo]

And at Hampshire, hopefully.

Yeah, that would be a nice double.

[subsub]

Essex beat Yorkshire by 376 runs and finish the County Championship season unbeaten

[Lou Grant]

10 wins - 4 draws - 0 losses

Exceptional

Worthy champions and a great advert for developing your own players rather than using cash to poach players from other counties.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Lancy beat Surrey to clinch second place. Cynical declaration by them in the first innings didn't work fortunately

[Holden Mcgroyne]

10 wins - 4 draws - 0 losses

Exceptional

Worthy champions and a great advert for developing your own players rather than using cash to poach players from other counties.

We'll skip over the Kolpak lad who took 72 wickets for you Lou.

[Lou Grant]

We'll look at the Essex raised stars I think - Ravi, Cook, Cook, Chopra, Browne, Lawrence, Westley, Foster, Porter... err, need I go on.

I imagine you'd need a map of GB or the world to locate most counties squads.

[Lou Grant]

Somerset safe! Middlesex relegated by Robin of Loxley unless Warwickshire can up their game for once in the season.

[Lou Grant]

Middlesex go down by an arrow margin. Jammy buggers, Hampshire - reprieved by unfair punishments to other teams, two years running.

(Although clearly Durham's was in a different league of ECB fuckwittery)