John Bishop

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:18 am

Whyyy........duz.........eeee............schpeeeeeechhhhh..............like..................dattttttt?

Is he retarded?

subsub · Post by **subsub** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:36 am

Coogan took the piss out of him for that, and said it was just so he could drag his routine out for longer...

Post by **Basualdo** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 10:21 am

Has the eyes of a serial killer and the teeth of a horse.

Isn't he from Amersham or Hertford or somewhere like that?

carcinogen · Post by **carcinogen** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 10:57 am

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Whyyy........duz.........eeee............schpeeeeeechhhhh..............like..................dattttttt?

Is he retarded?

He's a VERY successful comedian. Has me in stitches every time. Of course, the stitches are on my wrists after I've slashed them.

m4rkb · Post by **m4rkb** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 11:05 am

carcinogen wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Whyyy........duz.........eeee............schpeeeeeechhhhh..............like..................dattttttt?

Is he retarded?

He's a VERY successful comedian. Has me in stitches every time. Of course, the stitches are on my wrists after I've slashed them.

Fucking hell I wish I'd have used that one in the Matt Forde threads

Petingo · Post by **Petingo** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 11:19 am

A most unfunny fucker.

And that overdone Liveroool accent is fake as well.

Mind you......he did tell one joke was good.

"I lost my virginity when I was 17.......I found it again five years after I got married"

Post by **Basualdo** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 11:28 am

Petingo wrote:A most unfunny fucker.

And that overdone Liveroool accent is fake as well.

Mind you......he did tell one joke was good.

"I lost my virginity when I was 17.......I found it again five years after I got married"

It was funny when Bob Monkhouse told it years before too.

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Thu Mar 23, 2017 11:32 am

Basualdo wrote:
Petingo wrote:A most unfunny fucker.

And that overdone Liveroool accent is fake as well.

Mind you......he did tell one joke was good.

"I lost my virginity when I was 17.......I found it again five years after I got married"

It was funny when Bob Monkhouse told it years before too.

How is Bob's health these days?

Post by **Basualdo** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 11:39 am

Haven't you heard? He's, he's dead.

carcinogen · Post by **carcinogen** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 11:54 am

Basualdo wrote:Haven't you heard? He's, he's dead.

John Bishop is dead too. Dead unfunny.

Sid Pervcat · Post by **Sid Pervcat** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 12:35 pm

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Whyyy........duz.........eeee............schpeeeeeechhhhh..............like..................dattttttt?

Is he retarded?

Because he's a fucking wool from Runcorn

Reg · Post by **Reg** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 12:39 pm

Tolerance, guys.

Tolerance.

kancutlawns · Post by **kancutlawns** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 1:36 pm

Basualdo wrote:Haven't you heard? He's, he's dead.

Bishop?

Da bish didn't died.

subsub · Post by **subsub** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 1:38 pm

Petingo wrote:A most unfunny fucker.

And that overdone Liveroool accent is fake as well.

Mind you......he did tell one joke was good.

"I lost my virginity when I was 17.......I found it again five years after I got married"

ACE

kancutlawns · Post by **kancutlawns** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 1:40 pm

Petingo wrote:A most unfunny fucker.

And that overdone Liveroool accent is fake as well.

Mind you......he did tell one joke was good.

"I lost my virginity when I was 17.......I found it again five years after I got married"

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