Alex Neil sacked

[carcinogen]

My barber was keen on Rowett this morning, carc.

Can you post a photo of your haircut? Then I'll give an opinion. In my experience barbers are taxi-drivers who cannot drive. They suffer a form of tourette's compelling them to yak endlessly in order to drown out the voices in their heads that tell them to kill themselves. I wish they would listen to those voices and shut the fuck up. I just want a fucking haircut, not a meaningless conversation with a cunt. I have Talkforum for that ffs.

[Basualdo]

My barber was keen on Rowett this morning, carc.

Saucy!

[Carlos J]

My barber was keen on Rowett this morning, carc.

Can you post a photo of your haircut? Then I'll give an opinion. In my experience barbers are taxi-drivers who cannot drive. They suffer a form of tourette's compelling them to yak endlessly in order to drown out the voices in their heads that tell them to kill themselves. I wish they would listen to those voices and shut the fuck up. I just want a fucking haircut, not a meaningless conversation with a cunt. I have Talkforum for that ffs.

Higgins has already made a similar joke: https://talkforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f ... 0#p1070604 Anyway, he listens to TS so is a bit of a rum'un. A big Norwich fan so probably already bored of Neil talk by customers.

Here you go. Had my hat on since it was cut so gone flat and not the initial elan:

[shabbado]

Disgusting decision.

Took the inbred sheep fuckers up when relegation was a more obvious outcome.

Owners kept harking on about a 5 year plan. He gets promotion in the first.

Hope they go down.

[JW90]

Disgusting decision.

Took the inbred sheep fuckers up when relegation was a more obvious outcome.

Owners kept harking on about a 5 year plan. He gets promotion in the first.

Hope they go down.

Eh? They were seventh when he came in.

[mark]

Pardew is the man according to Sky this morning.

[Zambo]

Pardew is the man according to Sky this morning.

They will regret it.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I'd say Alan has a sniff

[carcinogen]

Yeah, that's a tidy chop Carlos, I hope you didn't pay more than a tenner though.

Regarding Pardew. It won't happen. It won't happen for a number of reasons, one of the biggest being Norfolker's don't take well to Cockney's. Well, they don't take well to anyone outside of Norfolk. Besides, I've racked my brains to think of all the local casino's in the vicinity and they are a bit low on the ground. There is a new 'mega-casino' on the cards here (I say 'here' I'm not 'there' but nearby) in Great Yarmouth, but that won't be built untill 2020, if it's ever fuckin' built. I'll eat my hat if Pardew is the manager, and Carlos can season it with his hair clippings.

[Carlos J]

Was exactly £10, carc.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Pardz is mockneeeee