Premier League DARTS Game and chat as well

[Rainbowmonkey]

I feared.

[m4rkb]

Van Gerwen is now awake.

[Rainbowmonkey]

Russ Bray is beginning to look like Sid James.

[Rainbowmonkey]

Sky darts produces some of the best sport stills. Just want to look at it. 3 in a row for Mighty Mike, 3-3 now.

[m4rkb]

This is embarrassing for Taylor now. From 3-0 up to losing five on the trot

[m4rkb]

There really is some atmosphere between these two. And they both know why.

[Rainbowmonkey]

Philth really seriously has let MvG get into his bones. Detests him and all the consequences.

3-0 up, loses 7 of the next 8 and fucked. Van Gerwen 7/9 on doubles, nothing much else.

Considering everything that'll be one of the most hurtful defeats of Taylor's time, imo. Oh well.

[m4rkb]

Before I return to just ferocious abuse of dart players, I hope that your finger is back on form soon, m4rk.

Thanks. It's my middle finger so I need it back in action pretty soon.

I'm about to knock out a quick sausage sandwich before I retire to bed. It's severely swollen and infected after an accident down at the mosque last week. I jabbed it earlier today with a sharp pin hoping to let the puss out but it really needed a brand new Stanley blade to do a proper job.

If I could get my cock to throb as much as this at my age I'd be a happy man.

But back to the darts.

There is some serious needle now between PT and MVG over who is the best and Taylor is responding to it by retiring. We all know why.

[Rainbowmonkey]

And so.

Gold Final was a draw, tension, then went beyond tie-break 1 to tie-break 2, more tension. Had to be on Klaasen for the lowest average of the night (a howling 86.21).

A new name on the gold roll - it's our Carc. Silver for M4rk who won the league by a mile, but the play-offs will always be a bastard. For the record, Carc would have won tie-break 3 as well. Taylor's average was about 94. Well done Carc.

3 spot-ons for Subsub in the bronze match were enough to win bronze. Gene with a high score too but not enough to win, and takes 4th place.

[Rainbowmonkey]

As for the amateurs. Scores on the night: Del 50, Carlos 30, Holden 24, RM 20.

Del bites 26 points out of Holden's lead to win the Losers' Cup by 4. Quite a nice little win that. I know nothing.

[Rainbowmonkey]

Philth just throwing at the bull like an idiot. MvG amused by breakdown #612. Shake his hand you cunt.

[delboy1983]

2 little 2 late

Congrats Carc

Sterling job as usual RM

[Rainbowmonkey]

Thanks Del. So you and M4rk remain level top of the all-time list of golds with four each.

Back in a few days to tidy things up.

[subsub]

3 spot-ons for Subsub in the bronze match were enough to win bronze

[Carlos J]

Welcome to Gold club, carc.

Top work as always, RM.