Celtic Union/Keltic Yooonyon/Éireannaich agus Albannaich Aonaidh

[colinthewarriormonkey]

Fuck Van Morrison, what a boring dirge - have this instead

You can all dance around in your dungarees you unwashed heathens.

[Roddy]

Scots hate each other it's always been that way and will niver change.

Clans hated all the other Clans,schemes hate schemes.
North hates South,East hates West.

All Thatchers fault.


If i could sum up all the groups that Kev mentioned in a word it would be the word malice.
And it's nothing to do with politics or religion although people use this as way of channeling this malice.
It's always been here.

[Rossco]

In yer dreams, sunshine.

What he said.

[deisegirl]

We're OK Kev, dontworryaboutit

One of the lads in work keeps having the vapours over "Britexit" As per Trump's election I will be talking the Alan Brazil approach and will only get annoyed if it affects me personally

[Roddy]

The glasga egy language is the art of puting eg or egy before or after every syllable.
Very hard to master and it has to be spoken quickly.
Speak it walking down Byres road and they will think you are foreign.


Thega glasgega egy laegaguege egis thega egart egof peguteging eg or egy begefegore egor egafteger egerery segllabegle.

[Petingo]

I'd probably be up for it.

A) Wouldn't have to listen to GSTQ/The Queen.

B) It might fix the North(ern) ((of)) Ireland issue - probably not, but a halfway-hoose for the Prods of NI and Yes City/Glasgow.

C) We (Scotland) might qualify for a football tournament.

D) We pretty much look the same. Pale, dark or red hair, beady eyed, life expectancy of 61 - or maybe that's just us.

E) Deise and I can come up with a Gáidh-leg hybrid tongue and force it down everyone throats, even Bas and earn tons o'ca$(we'll be using that probably too)h.

F) Scottish/Irish dancing, Hurling/Shinty, Bagpipe/Uilleanpipe, Whisky/Whiskey, MacDonald/McDonald, Smyth/Smith, Lawnsaidh/Lawnsaigh. We can find a way to spell, dance, drink it, one way.

G) All those 'proud' Scots and white settlers can decide which way they want their bread buttered too. Back down the road/over the sea or commit to this new union and be proud.

H) Saves all the fuss of Brexit too.

Let's get it going.

P.S. we can even put Ulster-Jock second in our official languages act.





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As ever Kev, their is nowt new under the sun


In antiquity, long before the Sassenach invaded Scotland and the Normans went to Ireland, there existed a Kingdom of Dalriada.

This kingdom was a prototype "Celtic Union" consisting of County Antrim in north eastern Ireland and a couple of western Scottish counties

BTW.....I am all for your suggestion......neither Scotland nor Northern Ireland voted in favour of the Brexit madness and it is grossly unfair that those two regions are to be subject to the diktat of right wing English xenophobes.

And the good people in the People's Republic of Liverpool voted to remain as well.

So it is only right, fitting and proper that the very Keltic city of Liverpool, the least English city below Hadrian's Wall and east of Offa's Dyke, is admitted to your fledgling nation

[Basualdo]

Anyay, I thought that that nations derived from ethnic and genetic ties were yesterday's thing?


On a slightly serious note, I have always found that this 'Celt' or 'Celtic' crap more than a little disturbing.
If anyone said the same about being Anglo Saxon, that there was some mystical aura about it, or that the race was more in touch with nature or some sort of shit and more worthy than others then the hate crime unit of the local plod ( which would probably be the biggest and best funded unit) would be round kicking in their doors looking for copies of Mein Kampf and old VHS's of Jim Davidson.

Its smacks of over compensating and a virile grievance culture.

[finchman]

Did you know people in the Islands of Scotland get grants for fucking everything?

Need a new fence? no problem,need a new roof? no sweat,want a cow? here's 650 quid.Flight to Glasgae? no prob,want hotel accomodation whilst your there? here ££££,take it.

The majority of people in Scotland and the rest of the UK haven't a fucking clue about the freebies these twats get, and to make it worse, they think they are fucking entitled!

Roll on independence.............it will all stop then.

[Sid Pervcat]

Glasgow already has it's own language which is around 150 year old.

It's always been used be the underclasses and it's origins are a bit like cockney phrases,to put off Police,jailers and daft Irish to what you talking about.

Glehasgegow egalregheady hegis egit's egown legangwuage weghich egis aregound 150 yegers egauld.

That's just backslang Roddy.
It isn't unique to Glasgow

[Steve Hunt]

Did you know people in the Islands of Scotland get grants for fucking everything?

Even animals, siblings & parents?

Explains a lot

[finchman]

Glasgow already has it's own language which is around 150 year old.

It's always been used be the underclasses and it's origins are a bit like cockney phrases,to put off Police,jailers and daft Irish to what you talking about.

Glehasgegow egalregheady hegis egit's egown legangwuage weghich egis aregound 150 yegers egauld.

That's just backslang Roddy.
It isn't unique to Glasgow

Faraguck aragof.........

(Fuck off in scouse backslang)

[Sid Pervcat]

Glasgow already has it's own language which is around 150 year old.

It's always been used be the underclasses and it's origins are a bit like cockney phrases,to put off Police,jailers and daft Irish to what you talking about.

Glehasgegow egalregheady hegis egit's egown legangwuage weghich egis aregound 150 yegers egauld.

That's just backslang Roddy.
It isn't unique to Glasgow

Faraguck aragof.........

(Fuck off in scouse backslang)

Its faguck agof
You thagick cagunt

[Ralph]

Anyay, I thought that that nations derived from ethnic and genetic ties were yesterday's thing?


On a slightly serious note, I have always found that this 'Celt' or 'Celtic' crap more than a little disturbing.
If anyone said the same about being Anglo Saxon, that there was some mystical aura about it, or that the race was more in touch with nature or some sort of shit and more worthy than others then the hate crime unit of the local plod ( which would probably be the biggest and best funded unit) would be round kicking in their doors looking for copies of Mein Kampf and old VHS's of Jim Davidson.

Its smacks of over compensating and a virile grievance culture.

+1

It's complete (& slightly sinister) nonsense.

[kevin04]

I'd probably be up for it.

A) Wouldn't have to listen to GSTQ/The Queen.

B) It might fix the North(ern) ((of)) Ireland issue - probably not, but a halfway-hoose for the Prods of NI and Yes City/Glasgow.

C) We (Scotland) might qualify for a football tournament.

D) We pretty much look the same. Pale, dark or red hair, beady eyed, life expectancy of 61 - or maybe that's just us.

E) Deise and I can come up with a Gáidh-leg hybrid tongue and force it down everyone throats, even Bas and earn tons o'ca$(we'll be using that probably too)h.

F) Scottish/Irish dancing, Hurling/Shinty, Bagpipe/Uilleanpipe, Whisky/Whiskey, MacDonald/McDonald, Smyth/Smith, Lawnsaidh/Lawnsaigh. We can find a way to spell, dance, drink it, one way.

G) All those 'proud' Scots and white settlers can decide which way they want their bread buttered too. Back down the road/over the sea or commit to this new union and be proud.

H) Saves all the fuss of Brexit too.

Let's get it going.

P.S. we can even put Ulster-Jock second in our official languages act.





National Anthem

phpBB [video]

As ever Kev, their is nowt new under the sun


In antiquity, long before the Sassenach invaded Scotland and the Normans went to Ireland, there existed a Kingdom of Dalriada.

This kingdom was a prototype "Celtic Union" consisting of County Antrim in north eastern Ireland and a couple of western Scottish counties

BTW.....I am all for your suggestion......neither Scotland nor Northern Ireland voted in favour of the Brexit madness and it is grossly unfair that those two regions are to be subject to the diktat of right wing English xenophobes.

And the good people in the People's Republic of Liverpool voted to remain as well.

So it is only right, fitting and proper that the very Keltic city of Liverpool, the least English city below Hadrian's Wall and east of Offa's Dyke, is admitted to your fledgling nation

Of course, ol' Pet. We won't forget our Liverpudlians. Liverpool can be our Macau/Hong Kong.

[kevin04]

Anyay, I thought that that nations derived from ethnic and genetic ties were yesterday's thing?


On a slightly serious note, I have always found that this 'Celt' or 'Celtic' crap more than a little disturbing.
If anyone said the same about being Anglo Saxon, that there was some mystical aura about it, or that the race was more in touch with nature or some sort of shit and more worthy than others then the hate crime unit of the local plod ( which would probably be the biggest and best funded unit) would be round kicking in their doors looking for copies of Mein Kampf and old VHS's of Jim Davidson.

Its smacks of over compensating and a virile grievance culture.

+1

It's complete (& slightly sinister) nonsense.

Sinister