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I'll raise you a "top" Ghost-oThe Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Jim is a top, top poster
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I don't get it Jim but I'm a bit slow and you are a man's man and as such it is top banter and no mistakeJimmyDee wrote:I've just thought of a Marvellous Irani Joke.
For years his kids thought the show was called "Hawaii 5". Geddit?
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Thats a pretty good one from Jimmy Dee-o, Rory-o.rorymac wrote:I don't get it Jim but I'm a bit slow and you are a man's man and as such it is top banter and no mistakeJimmyDee wrote:I've just thought of a Marvellous Irani Joke.
For years his kids thought the show was called "Hawaii 5". Geddit?
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I don't get it.....Basualdo wrote:Thats a pretty good one from Jimmy Dee-o, Rory-o.rorymac wrote:I don't get it Jim but I'm a bit slow and you are a man's man and as such it is top banter and no mistakeJimmyDee wrote:I've just thought of a Marvellous Irani Joke.
For years his kids thought the show was called "Hawaii 5". Geddit?
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An unusual look, but you just about pull it off, Ghost.
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Uncanny:JimmyDee wrote:Well now:kancutlawns wrote:Where's Jimmy got to? Jim, come back. It's really not worth the time and effort trying to put a video up.
1) My talksport listening has reached a maximum value of apopclectitude, and i just can't bear to listen to one more second of Durham, or Brazil.
2) Or any other such cunts as were not covered in Paragrah (1).
3) That goes for members, and associate members, of the human race; which even covers you, Quinn.
4) Which gives me very little to post about.
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It is, indeed uncanny how little a politician in obviously-new and spotless Hi-vis gear resembles me, a man in the middle of a job. Where's the fag in Cameron's hand, eh? No, not THAT sort of fagSteve Hunt wrote:Uncanny
Real men, you'll note, don't do that "manful gazing into the middle-distance".
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What HAS he got in his hand, btw? Looks like one of those things dentists and Japanese bukkake-vid makers use.
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JimmyDee wrote:It is, indeed uncanny how little a politician in obviously-new and spotless Hi-vis gear resembles me, a man in the middle of a job. Where's the fag in Cameron's hand, eh? No, not THAT sort of fagSteve Hunt wrote:Uncanny
Real men, you'll note, don't do that "manful gazing into the middle-distance".
That's YOU told
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Those are safety spectacles JimJimmyDee wrote:It is, indeed uncanny how little a politician in obviously-new and spotless Hi-vis gear resembles me, a man in the middle of a job. Where's the fag in Cameron's hand, eh? No, not THAT sort of fagSteve Hunt wrote:Uncanny
Real men, you'll note, don't do that "manful gazing into the middle-distance".
That's YOU told
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What HAS he got in his hand, btw? Looks like one of those things dentists and Japanese bukkake-vid makers use.
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So they are!
I wear mine on a Larry Grayson-style cord around my neck (see pic).
Why is there a life-belt strapped to the side of the digger, btw? Were they expecting rain?
I wear mine on a Larry Grayson-style cord around my neck (see pic).
Why is there a life-belt strapped to the side of the digger, btw? Were they expecting rain?
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You got a big 'tache, Jim?rorymac wrote:Those are safety spectacles JimJimmyDee wrote:It is, indeed uncanny how little a politician in obviously-new and spotless Hi-vis gear resembles me, a man in the middle of a job. Where's the fag in Cameron's hand, eh? No, not THAT sort of fagSteve Hunt wrote:Uncanny
Real men, you'll note, don't do that "manful gazing into the middle-distance".
That's YOU told
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What HAS he got in his hand, btw? Looks like one of those things dentists and Japanese bukkake-vid makers use.
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No, that's dirt.kancutlawns wrote:You got a big 'tache, Jim?
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What I'm talking about .. fantastic stuff
I worked on the roads myself when I first came over .. hard graft soon turned that young guy into a man
Never looked back .. my uncle PJ still says it 'I made you into a man didn't I' ? he says .. 'yes you did uncle PJ' I always reply truthfully.
<squints into distance like Jim and Uncle PJ>
I worked on the roads myself when I first came over .. hard graft soon turned that young guy into a man
Never looked back .. my uncle PJ still says it 'I made you into a man didn't I' ? he says .. 'yes you did uncle PJ' I always reply truthfully.
<squints into distance like Jim and Uncle PJ>
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Looking for a woman to ogle, or a pie-shoprorymac wrote:<squints into distance like Jim and Uncle PJ>
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