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Re: The India vs England 2016 cricket thread

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:51 am
by subsub
Zambo wrote:I have stated what I think the eligibility criteria should be, and you disagree, and I think you should leave it at that. There is no need for silly rolling eye smileys
Thanks for the advice :mrgreen:
Zambo wrote:Before you embarrass yourself further, I would do a bit of research on whether English is a nationality or not, just like Scotland and Wales. Here's a starter for ten

All though everyone in the UK has a British citizenship they have different nationalities. England is only one of the three countries in Britain (Scotland, England and Wales).
I was born in England but my nationality is British.
I love the way you cut and paste the first thing you find on Google and put it in bold, under the mistaken belief that that adds credibility to your post :lol:

Re: The India vs England 2016 cricket thread

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:03 am
by Zambo
Your post just confirms that you are a twat, but I already knew that. Representing Britain is totally different to representing England. For example the Olympic games, you should be eligible if you are born anywhere in Britain, but to represent your country (nation/nationality), you should be born in that nation imo. So everyone who plays for the England (and the clue is there somewhere) should be English and not from most corners of the globe.

So for e.g to qualify to play for the Scottish football team, you need to have been born in Scotland. All this granny shit is just bollocks. You'll be telling me next that Mo Farah is English/British.

The eligibility rules need sorting out, they have become an embrarrassment. But in the meantime, you keep kidding yourself and keep cheering for all the foreigners. You can also claim that you are British, but I am English because I was born in England.

Re: The India vs England 2016 cricket thread

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:05 pm
by Lou Grant
While everyone else was entranced and captivated by the 2005 Ashes, Zambo was in a darkened room muttering about the fact that KP, Strauss and Jones x2 weren't English. I respect your right to hold your opinion, but it's sad that you miss out on so much great sport on such technicalities.

When aliens from Alpha Centauri arrive, with some shit hot leg spinner who's honed their technique on some far off world with a lower gravity than ours, no one will care anymore what accident of birth places you where on this planet.

Re: The India vs England 2016 cricket thread

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:09 pm
by Lou Grant
Meanwhile, back in the real world, I repeat my eternal mantra - give us a proper wicket keeper (born wherever you like as long they are qualified to play for us), to spare us from the ongoing embarrassment of Bairstow. Let the guy bat, he's a genius, but for god's sake give us someone who might actually take the catches and stumpings that are needed to win test matches.

Re: The India vs England 2016 cricket thread

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:17 pm
by Zambo
Lou Grant wrote:While everyone else was entranced and captivated by the 2005 Ashes, Zambo was in a darkened room muttering about the fact that KP, Strauss and Jones x2 weren't English. I respect your right to hold your opinion, but it's sad that you miss out on so much great sport on such technicalities.

When aliens from Alpha Centauri arrive, with some shit hot leg spinner who's honed their technique on some far off world with a lower gravity than ours, no one will care anymore what accident of birth places you where on this planet.
I just have strong views on sport qualification criteria Louis. Personally, I think it's like a lot of laws in this country, pathetic and ridiculous. It doesn't stop me supporting my country though or enjoying the sports that interest me.

Re: The India vs England 2016 cricket thread

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:22 pm
by Steve Hunt
India will win this test, despite batting last, imo

Re: The India vs England 2016 cricket thread

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:25 pm
by Lou Grant
Zambo wrote:
Lou Grant wrote:While everyone else was entranced and captivated by the 2005 Ashes, Zambo was in a darkened room muttering about the fact that KP, Strauss and Jones x2 weren't English. I respect your right to hold your opinion, but it's sad that you miss out on so much great sport on such technicalities.

When aliens from Alpha Centauri arrive, with some shit hot leg spinner who's honed their technique on some far off world with a lower gravity than ours, no one will care anymore what accident of birth places you where on this planet.
I just have strong views on sport qualification criteria Louis. Personally, I think it's like a lot of laws in this country, pathetic and ridiculous. It doesn't stop me supporting my country though or enjoying the sports that interest me.
Good. It would be sad otherwise.

Re: The India vs England 2016 cricket thread

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:02 pm
by subsub
Zambo wrote:Your post just confirms that you are a twat, but I already knew that
Aye aye, Oscar Wilde's in… :lol:
Zambo wrote:in the meantime, you keep kidding yourself and keep cheering for all the foreigners. You can also claim that you are British, but I am English because I was born in England
What a lovely person you sound. So tolerant and open-minded.

Re: The India vs England 2016 cricket thread

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:03 pm
by subsub
Lou Grant wrote:While everyone else was entranced and captivated by the 2005 Ashes, Zambo was in a darkened room muttering about the fact that KP, Strauss and Jones x2 weren't English
:lol: :lol: :lol:

:dart:

Re: The India vs England 2016 cricket thread

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:54 pm
by Zambo
subsub wrote:
What a lovely person you sound. So tolerant and open-minded.
Yes very open minded, but you are correct about being intolerant, of stupidity anyway, and stupid rules.

Re: The India vs England 2016 cricket thread

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 7:26 am
by Lou Grant
Moeen :heart: :heart: :heart:

Re: The India vs England 2016 cricket thread

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:02 am
by Lou Grant
Parthiv Patel - didn't he slag off our spinners? Couldn't even play Root. :smt082

Re: The India vs England 2016 cricket thread

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:07 am
by Lou Grant
Root. :)

Re: The India vs England 2016 cricket thread

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:40 am
by subsub
Lou Grant wrote:Root. :)
Bowled, Root-o =D> =D>

Re: The India vs England 2016 cricket thread

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 9:23 am
by Lou Grant
Vaughan - 'I didn't expect England to win the series here, but I expected them to compete.'

Didn't he say before the series that we'd lose 5-0? :rolleyes: