List of things Alan Brazil is no' havin'

deisegirl · Post by **deisegirl** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 7:45 am

Doctor Who

kancutlawns · Post by **kancutlawns** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 7:59 am

The toilets after Quinny's joke about the klingons he's left in there.

The End · Post by **The End** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:09 am

I believe he's usually no' havin' people from different countries.

deisegirl · Post by **deisegirl** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:21 am

kancutlawns wrote:The toilets after Quinny's joke about the klingons he's left in there.

As if he leaves the bogs pine fresh himself

Post by **Basualdo** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:51 am

The odds on Wee Davy's Sunlun getting dropped out of the Premyershup.

As noted in the Breshfushshow thread by Carc and Russ.

black_guardian · Post by **black_guardian** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:04 am

New golf clubs from Callaway
A free meal at Cafe Spice
A new range of flavoured nuts
A seat in Lord Vesty's box at Cheltenham
A Rover Vitesse fastback...(sorry...wrong Alan)

deisegirl · Post by **deisegirl** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 6:44 am

Raheem Sterling's daily haircuts

He sounded very vexed: "ah'm no' gonna swear"

kancutlawns · Post by **kancutlawns** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 7:03 am

Vengah, he had money on the Arsenal last night.

AlcoholBrazil · Post by **AlcoholBrazil** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 7:18 am

Women news presenters than give an opinion on politics...."Ahmm talkin' to you...niece of Corbyn "

caveman · Post by **caveman** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 7:49 am

American football

Says he does not know anything about it.
However he is having a bet on the superbowl on sunday

wyongho · Post by **wyongho** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:15 am

If your not white british and male then he's no havin you pal.
If you dont like movies/tv shows/ or music he likes then you can fuck off too.

dagbladet · Post by **dagbladet** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:19 am

He's no havin Way butting in when he's trying to interview Troy Deeney. Full scale stewards enquiry ensued where it was pointed out in no uncertain terms that it was the 'ALAN BRAZIL sports breffus, not Ray Romford poodle parlour Pele brefus'.

Yellow card was brandished with vigour.

kancutlawns · Post by **kancutlawns** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:13 pm

wyongho wrote:If your not white british and male then he's no havin you pal.
If you dont like movies/tv shows/ or music he likes then you can fuck off too.

Anything on the telly which isn't the racing, Peeky Blin*ers, Sopranos or Sellic being creamed in the Champions League

Zippy · Post by **Zippy** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:53 pm

Nicola McGeady. No really - she's quitting Coral to join Ladbrokes apparently.

The End · Post by **The End** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:26 pm

He's no' havin' clean underwear.

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