List of things Alan Brazil is no' havin'

[deisegirl]

Talk of Wee Davy being a shit manager
Talk of JoeSay being a basketcase
Dr Eva
Russia
Brazil (the country)
Recommended alcohol consumption guidelines
Watching football
His brother
Vegetables
Forun names
Mamby pamby poleeth
Paying for things
Sandy Warr's uncle (Jeremy Corbyn)

[Jonathan Grunt]

Big Sam bein' dodgy
'arry bein' dodgy

[kancutlawns]

The big furrum not being allowed into the English Football League
A major racing event like the Prix de L'Arc de Triomphe being rained off
Chelnum being called off because of high winds
The Sports Bar and Grill (yes I know but I'm on my phone!) being closed down due to dodgy wiring
El Hadj Diouf managing Shellic
Sharing the matrimonial bed with that choob Moose

[deisegirl]

That ten other managers are going to be exposed as being dodgy

[Jonathan Grunt]

That ten other managers are going to be exposed as being dodgy

Pray God that they're furrins

[deisegirl]

That ten other managers are going to be exposed as being dodgy

Pray God that they're furrins

He's not bin havin Clownio for a long time..

[Boris the Spider]

A firm stool.

[themn]

Robin Williams committing suicide (och, thank God it wasanae Robbie Williams!).
Black players taking offence at being racially abused.
Preparation (unless it precedes the letter 'H')
Salad.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Wiping his arse

[Sid Pervcat]

Sex

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Stoptober

[Boris the Spider]

A tax bill.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Friends

[Boris the Spider]

Friends (those who don't own racehorses, yachts, pubs, restaurants etc).

[Sid Pervcat]

A clean gussett