Manchester United Season 2016-2017

[Zambo]

Mourinho accusing other managers of being unethical. It's funny.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36986291

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36992258

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Zammers those links are from the bbc. Are you ok?

[Zambo]

Zammers those links are from the bbc. Are you ok?

Yeah, I'm all about balance ghost, as long as it isn't Gary that is.

[EddieCheddar]

Zlatan Ibrahimovic's Manchester United shirt has made £76m in one week. By the end of the second week it will have paid for Pogba's £100m transfer.

Amazing

But bollocks

Even if true United wouldn't see a penny of it under their current shirt deal.

Do you know how that kit deal shakes down, Shabbs? 75 million sterling a year looks way too generous to be real. That alongside other 'commercial activities' must place something like a deal for Pogba in the affordable risk category, considering he's also likely to fuck off for similar dough once Madrid come knocking. Puts a deal like Jordan Ibe to Bournemouth into perspective.

[delboy1983]

A nice wee ditty from the Man Utd fans in honour of their new signing

Zlatan Ibrahimovic,

He is a Swedish hero.

On a free from PSG,

He cost us fucking zero.

6 foot 5; hard as fuck,

He gets the Reds excited.

Stick your City up your arse,

'Cos we are Man United!

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Pretty homo-erotic

[deisegirl]

Used to work with a right gobshite who idolised Zlatan. One day he was hogging the photocopier because he was printing out his autobiography all morning. And he now has the same hairstyle as him

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Do you love a big gonky man with a manbun and bumfluff tache dayshar?

[kancutlawns]

Do you love a big gonky man with a manbun and bumfluff tache dayshar?

Farage has grown a tache.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Farage is a wonky pikey cunt

[lasharoo]

A nice wee ditty from the Man Utd fans in honour of their new signing

Zlatan Ibrahimovic,

He is a Swedish hero.

On a free from PSG,

He cost us fucking zero.

6 foot 5; hard as fuck,

He gets the Reds excited.

Stick your City up your arse,

'Cos we are Man United!

Catchy...

[Petingo]

United fans are more annoying than them there Palace ultras with their mindless, moronic chanting.

Watch the fucking game, you gimps.....it ain't about you

[kancutlawns]

A nice wee ditty from the Man Utd fans in honour of their new signing

Zlatan Ibrahimovic,

He is a Swedish hero.

On a free from PSG,

He cost us fucking zero.

6 foot 5; hard as fuck,

He gets the Reds excited.

Stick your City up your arse,

'Cos we are Man United!

What's the theme it's sung to, del?

[Petingo]

A nice wee ditty from the Man Utd fans in honour of their new signing

Zlatan Ibrahimovic,

He is a Swedish hero.

On a free from PSG,

He cost us fucking zero.

6 foot 5; hard as fuck,

He gets the Reds excited.

Stick your City up your arse,

'Cos we are Man United!

That is almost as ghey as the Steve Gerard song the Kopites used to sing.

The one about him being "big and hard"

[Petingo]

A nice wee ditty from the Man Utd fans in honour of their new signing

Zlatan Ibrahimovic,

He is a Swedish hero.

On a free from PSG,

He cost us fucking zero.

6 foot 5; hard as fuck,

He gets the Reds excited.

Stick your City up your arse,

'Cos we are Man United!

Catchy...

Yes....especially when it is comes across the TV sound in two thousand Home Countues accents