Let's see you do stand-up there and see how many tickets you sell then?
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Maude, do you listen to him and Matt Dyson on absolute's rock n roll football show? I don't care much for political satire, but it's not a bad listen if I'm working, or pottering about
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Yes mate.beingsoblase wrote: ↑Thu May 21, 2020 10:31 am Maude, do you listen to him and Matt Dyson on absolute's rock n roll football show? I don't care much for political satire, but it's not a bad listen if I'm working, or pottering about
A hilarious show with great music.
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York The Crescent is a Workingmens' Club. He'll go down magic in there.
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The Cambridge junction
We don’t have any decent venues, but the junction isn’t the venue of the stars
We don’t have any decent venues, but the junction isn’t the venue of the stars
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Maybe some of those forthright views will come out to save it
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The Little Theatre, Chorley
Fucking hell.
A stinking shit hole in a stinking shite hole that holds about 100 people.
Fucking hell.
A stinking shit hole in a stinking shite hole that holds about 100 people.
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Hey, he's going back to the grass roots, man. Getting a feel of the beat from the man on the street. Honing his razor wit so it slices 'The Man' man. Wait till his next arena tour he's putting 'the Authorities' on notice.
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'SmorgasForde' - a Swedish buffet where all the food is shit
The real Boris Johnson died with Covid in hospital. He was replaced by a professional impersonator who has been avoiding talking to the press ever since.
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PRAY GOD FOR CHELTENHAM
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No wonder he describes them as sell outs. The venues are so small they're full the second the fat cunt enters the room. That and the bouncer to stop the bottles flying on stage.