Worst so-called 'funny guy' on TS? [POLL]

[Sinbad]

Tbf, Ian Abrahams probably isn't to bad a bloke compared to the likes of Alan Brazil or Dominic Cork. But I wouldn't to be seen out having a beer with him.

Feelings mutual I would imagine tbf

BOOM !

[beingsoblase]

Other.
Any of those unfunny Edinburgh fringe twats that H&J would have on.

[Reg]

How could anyone have voted for Johnny Vaughan?

[Sinbad]

How could anyone have voted for Johnny Vaughan?

Indeed, after his cunting of Darren Gough, Vaughan now has legendary status.

[Thursty]

Danter.

Tedious.

[subsub]

FatCuntAbrahams by a mile.

Seems to think he has carved out this comedy 'persona' when in fact he's just a fat cunt.

[Basualdo]

I couldnt decide between, Moose. Parry and Forde.
So I plumped for Wankstain instead.
Which was the obvious first choice now that i think of it.
The first three all suffer from some sort of mental disorder, hugely over encouraged ego or a colossal and monumentally mistaken sense of self worth, whereas Goldstein is just a plain crass old fashioned embarrassing unfunny cunt with zero social awareness who gets his gigs through daddy's connections and in every other field of employment would be getting smacked in the mouth about 4 times daily.

[Roquetas]

Danter.

Tedious.

Mildly amusing - entertaingly dismissive of Irani and Brazil. Cannot, therefore, be 'tedious'.

[Roquetas]

I couldnt decide between, Moose. Parry and Forde.
So I plumped for Wankstain instead.
Which was the obvious first choice now that i think of it.
The first three all suffer from some sort of mental disorder, hugely over encouraged ego or a colossal and monumentally mistaken sense of self worth, whereas Goldstein is just a plain crass old fashioned embarrassing unfunny cunt with zero social awareness who gets his gigs through daddy's connections and in every other field of employment would be getting smacked in the mouth about 4 times daily.

Superb post.

[Mittens]

I hate to say it, but Ian 'The Moose' Abrahams has to get it. I get it that he's the lovable buffoon of Talk Sport and the foil for the Fat Mans tedious humour, But...

The "Moose is a piece of work..." section of the world cup coverage pretty much sums up what it's like to be around the usual 'Brits abroad' shower! Pointing at the menu shouting "Heineken... HEINEKEN... HEINEKEN " as if there's a Spanish/Portuguese word for Heineken and the waiter is just not getting it. Getting pissy and shirty when the 'hapless Johnny foreigner' doesn't know where to get tomato sauce to go with his hamburger, or trying to sell him local delicacies that offend his pseudo-jewish palette. An abomination of a feature, sadly encouraged and featured heavily by people who really should know better

"The Mooselin Guide" What a catastrophically un-entertaining pile of sit this is! A fat man goes to a football ground and troughs at the corporate nosebag, helping himself to as much food as his grubby little hands can grab, whilst simultaneously poking fun at the same clubs meagre rations for the assembled press. How many football clubs 'spice up' his plate do you reckon? He's always going on about Chelsea making things 'specially' for him... Yeah, with a couple of added ingredients for the ungrateful, sponging fuckwit!

[subsub]

I hate to say it, but Ian 'The Moose' Abrahams has to get it. I get it that he's the lovable buffoon of Talk Sport and the foil for the Fat Mans tedious humour, But...

The "Moose is a piece of work..." section of the world cup coverage pretty much sums up what it's like to be around the usual 'Brits abroad' shower! Pointing at the menu shouting "Heineken... HEINEKEN... HEINEKEN " as if there's a Spanish/Portuguese word for Heineken and the waiter is just not getting it. Getting pissy and shirty when the 'hapless Johnny foreigner' doesn't know where to get tomato sauce to go with his hamburger, or trying to sell him local delicacies that offend his pseudo-jewish palette. An abomination of a feature, sadly encouraged and featured heavily by people who really should know better

"The Mooselin Guide" What a catastrophically un-entertaining pile of sit this is! A fat man goes to a football ground and troughs at the corporate nosebag, helping himself to as much food as his grubby little hands can grab, whilst simultaneously poking fun at the same clubs meagre rations for the assembled press. How many football clubs 'spice up' his plate do you reckon? He's always going on about Chelsea making things 'specially' for him... Yeah, with a couple of added ingredients for the ungrateful, sponging fuckwit!

[Sadact7]

Moose's "comedy" segments during the World Cup (e.g. haranguing bemused locals about the absence of Bounty bars) were probably the worst things ever on talkSPORT, and made worse by the way that he was indulged and encouraged by the producers and other presenters.

I seem to recall that these abominations were even repeated throughout the day, as if they had been lovingly spun from comedy gold, rather than sharted off the top of the bumbling buffoon's head at the drop of a doughnut.

They were pitifully unfunny to be at a negative on a sliding scale of funny-unfunny, which is quite an achievement, but my overall memory was at how insulting they were.

And vaguely racist or xenophobic

[Sadact7]

Anyway, I voted for Bob Mills, a man I would like to see mummified alive

[James90125]

Max Rushden - his self effacing 'oh aren't we awful Barry we haven't prepared anything have we' - dull tedious same 'jokes' every week - are you nice, if you have any gold sell it now, now it's time for this, now it's time for this. Absolute weapons grade dick.

[Billy]

Very easy decision for me to choose Forde from the list, in all the years I've heard him in all sorts of roles (or in his case rolls) he's never made me laugh once.

PS..
Go on then I did at him playing the idiot on Sky Sports Soccer Saturday.