What is your favourite Saggerism ?

[Basualdo]

Greeting an errr...street ethnic in the form of David Haye, Saggers shows he's got all the street talk:

"Here comes the victor David Haye... HEY MY MAN"

What tapawank bollocks is this? !!

[mikebv]

Greeting an errr...street ethnic in the form of David Haye, Saggers shows he's got all the street talk:

"Here comes the victor David Haye... HEY MY MAN"

the next time they meet it'll be...

"Hey, hayemaker, skin me blood!!............"

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Culminating in meeting Mike Tyson and dropping an American Gangster-esque "My n****"

[George Summer]

"For me, in a way", the finest Saggers moment would be the sound he makes as he topples down an exterior rickety metal staircase covered in sleet, whilst spouting misinformed tedious right wing bullshit. He's Nigel Farage in a Sports Direct polo shirt and needs a fucking good hiding.

Next up on Kick off , a bookmaker.

[Reg]

Greeting an errr...street ethnic in the form of David Haye, Saggers shows he's got all the street talk:

"Here comes the victor David Haye... HEY MY MAN"

What tapawank bollocks is this? !!

There's no reasoning with him.

For the past 24 hours he has been besmirching the good name of ToT by casually firing off these camp abominations all over the forum in a way that would put Sinbad to shame.

He seems to believe that it's the future.

He won't listen to reason, and has refused to take counsel from various wise heads.

He is beyond help.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

[Dr David Starkey]

Don't know if it counts as a Saggersism, but I love it when he puts on his hushed 'Queen is dead' voice to talk about something 'sensitive' or profound.

[sjbarca]

Need a hot dog.....chicken pie?

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[Zippy]

I remember his bizarre "Tell him Stan! Tell him!"

Egging on a mentally ill bloke to rant and rave

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I remember his bizarre "Tell him Stan! Tell him!"

Egging on a mentally ill bloke to rant and rave

While he filled his nappy with stinking wee wee

[Boozios]

Greeting an errr...street ethnic in the form of David Haye, Saggers shows he's got all the street talk:

"Here comes the victor David Haye... HEY MY MAN"

Yep, he picked up the darkie argot when he wiz slinging rock on the corners of the teak tough streets of...err...The Perse School, Cambs.

[Basualdo]

Greeting an errr...street ethnic in the form of David Haye, Saggers shows he's got all the street talk:

"Here comes the victor David Haye... HEY MY MAN"

Yep, he picked up the darkie argot when he wiz slinging rock on the corners of the teak tough streets of...err...The Perse School, Cambs.

Hanging with the homies of Fotheringay House, yarrooo, bitches.

[Boozios]

Greeting an errr...street ethnic in the form of David Haye, Saggers shows he's got all the street talk:

"Here comes the victor David Haye... HEY MY MAN"

Yep, he picked up the darkie argot when he wiz slinging rock on the corners of the teak tough streets of...err...The Perse School, Cambs.

Hanging with the homies of Fotheringay House, yarrooo, bitches.

Ha Ha

Come on chaps, let's de-bag the Nigga

[Crazy Knight]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ENGLAND!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

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GET ON WITH IT!