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LaaLaa wrote:There was a running gag about a forumer from times past always getting excited by being on buses, anyone remember who it was? Aaron maybe?
Yeah that sounds vaguely familiar.
Wasnt the fat phone monkey approaching strange men on buses or something?
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I think he revealed he always got a stiffy on the bus, presumably caused by the vibrations rather than getting excited by the bus itself. :lol:
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Not a so much a strange story, but it made me chuckle, especially the woman fainting in shock :)

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LaaLaa wrote:I think he revealed he always got a stiffy on the bus, presumably caused by the vibrations rather than getting excited by the bus itself. :lol:
That's it! :lol:

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An armed policeman was not sacked for having sex on duty with his trousers around his ankles and his gun in its holster - because an appeals panel said it was similar to “a tea break” and he could have been back on duty “within a minute or two”.

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It takes forty minutes to buy a cup of tea or go to the toilet ?

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Is that his "seduction face" that he's wearing in that photo?
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henrycrs wrote:Not a so much a strange story, but it made me chuckle, especially the woman fainting in shock :)

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News/Hu ... 195706.htm
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9 to 5 wrote:
LaaLaa wrote:I think he revealed he always got a stiffy on the bus, presumably caused by the vibrations rather than getting excited by the bus itself. :lol:
That's it! :lol:
I've heard blokes talking about "Diesel Dong" but its never happened to me I reckon they feel themselves up while they are driving
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LaaLaa wrote:I think he revealed he always got a stiffy on the bus, presumably caused by the vibrations rather than getting excited by the bus itself. :lol:
Aye, it was Aaron. He's not alone in getting an erection when on a bus. It's the vibrations, my mate said.
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