Hawksbee & Jacobs - Part 7

[ccreds]

It's as though the place to entertain us now is Drive time show and the weekend warm up shows.

[JW90]

Who thinks that?

[ccreds]

I bet they do.

[scully]

Perry groves needs to be munched by XL bullies the fucking cock end

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Bill Bailey shows himself to be right aggy, eggy, confused little cunt

[carcinogen]

Bill Bailey shows himself to be right aggy, eggy, confused little cunt

Here's Bill talking about walking. No, here's Bill flogging yet another shite television vehicle for himself this time under the guise of 'mental health'. Paul and Charlie straight down on their knee's at the comedy gloryhole, slurping on all that unfunny jizz.

I'm listening to this in a sort of stuppor, fixated at just how fucking dire it is. That Baker cunt is unable to speak normally, what's wrong with the cunt? Surely he doesn't think it makes him funny does it?

[Holden Mcgroyne]

They've not done the tombola for next week yet. Poor form letting them both be away at the same time.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Poor Form should be the name of this bastard show

[ccreds]

Some more names who could replace Paul and Andy when they are not on. Kelner, Brown (the bloke to do with a magazine been on before I think doing the warm up).

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Martin Kelner. Prehistoric camp as tits northern droning pensioner phoning it in with inability to finish sentence. Suitability as a Jacobs substitute: 9/10

James Brown. Permed blind Leeds midget bore forever associated with "lads mags", only briefly acceptable when paired with actual talent i.e. JV. Suitability as a Baker substitute: 9/10

[GLeeder]

Aherne on today instead of H & J and guess what.....womens football once again being discussed. zzz zzz zzz zzz

...just keep her on the 5am please

[Red7]

The metoo movement have got a LOT to answer for

[carcinogen]

Aherne on today instead of H & J and guess what.....womens football once again being discussed. zzz zzz zzz zzz

The product should sell itself if it's any good. It's marketing 101.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Shitbarn exists so that ts can say YOU THOUGHT WOODSY WAS BAD, GET A LOAD OF THIS FUCKING MONSTROSITY

[JW90]

Voice notes from kids. A new low.