The Official World Snooker Championship Thread(sponsored by Fatt Maude)

[Two Crows]

16-13. That's torn it.

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I just had to misfortune of hearing something I wish I hadn't.

Dennis Taylor: "That looks tight, but it WILL go".

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The chalk is just there to serve the players nervous tick isn't it. I'd like to see chalk removed from the game, or at least limited to 6 'chalkings' per match. It's a mental thing the chalk. OCD fuckers. I suppose chalking the cue is better than just rubbing one out in the corner pocket every other frame.

[carcinogen]

DRAMA

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ITS GONNA KICK OFF

[Two Crows]

Correct call from the Dutchman for sure.

[carcinogen]

Correct call from the Dutchman for sure.

Fhooor Sccchhhuuuurre.

[carcinogen]

Selby asking for a replay was so fucking pathetic.

[Heady]

Didn't move the ball but deffo touched it. Watch the reflected lights on the black.

[Two Crows]

Correct call from the Dutchman for sure.

Fhooor Sccchhhuuuurre.

[carcinogen]

Didn't move the ball but deffo touched it. Watch the reflected lights on the black.

Controversy! I can't take it. Hazel just soiled her tartan knickers!

[carcinogen]

As an aside, 'Margin Call' is following the snooker ... I can recommend that. Crowd really seem to be rooting for Higgins. Just as they rooted for Ding. Is there something about Selby that people dislike?

[Heady]

Didn't move the ball but deffo touched it. Watch the reflected lights on the black.

Controversy! I can't take it. Hazel just soiled her tartan knickers!

I would.

However, dodepot Parrot and interesting Steve are wanking me right off.

[Two Crows]

Bounce ball with four frames to go.

[carcinogen]

Dennis: "Look at the atmosphere".

God he's a cunt of a commentator. One of the worst, if not THE worst.

Ken meanwhile reached into the cliche cupboard and responded with the tried and tested 'electric' atmosphere line. No doubt if this carries on, it'll make a reappearance.