The Official World Snooker Championship Thread(sponsored by Fatt Maude)

[m4rkb]

If anyone is suffering from insomnia, or some other sleeping disorder, may I suggest watching a frame or two of Higgins versus Hawkings. Yeeeesh. Oh, yes, and the commentary team is Denis Taylor and Willie Thorn. Fuck me it's bad. haha.

I'm presuming it make a Terry Griffiths v Eddie Charlton game look like Higgins v White - although not the same Higgins?

[AlcoholBrazil]

Ding is on course for the centuries record. Now on 13 , 2 behind his 2016 total, and 3 behind the Hendry record set in 2002.
Locked at 12-12. Why does Ding only shine at this tournament ?

[AlcoholBrazil]

Carc's favourite Fatty Higgins is one away from his fifth final after the 3-time champ won 6 in a row this morning.

[theleader82]

Where's the cue ball going?

[AlcoholBrazil]

Selby v Higgins final . Selby stops the title going to China for the second year running and deserves to win the final.
Be gutted if Fatty John wins it.

[theleader82]

I'd rather Higgins wins than selby. I don't care what his haters say. He was set up by the scum press , in the same way that fake sheikh created stories.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

The molester better fucking bury piggins 18-0

[carcinogen]

The molester better fucking bury piggins 18-0

The Hazel better wear a fucking PVC mini-dress, heels, a strap-on, and fuck the living shit out of John Parrot live on air if I am going to waste my final days watching this oxygen-curdling snooze festival of cuntdom.

I have Hawkings (Stephen, not Barry) on the blower as I type. He's summoning-up a wormhole so we can create the past and have a White - Alex final as an anecdote to this banal tepid shite. Ying-Yang if you will. Ying-Yang will be the final in 5 years. I Digress.

Listening to Dennis Taylor commentating sets the OED back several decades. His vocabulary consists of seven words max. His wit is slower than a constipated shit exiting the anus of a dead rat.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

The molester better fucking bury piggins 18-0

The Hazel better wear a fucking PVC mini-dress, heels, a strap-on, and fuck the living shit out of John Parrot live on air if I am going to waste my final days watching this oxygen-curdling snooze festival of cuntdom.

I have Hawkings (Stephen, not Barry) on the blower as I type. He's summoning-up a wormhole so we can create the past and have a White - Alex final as an anecdote to this banal tepid shite. Ying-Yang if you will. Ying-Yang will be the final in 5 years. I Digress.

Listening to Dennis Taylor commentating sets the OED back several decades. His vocabulary consists of seven words max. His wit is slower than a constipated shit exiting the anus of a dead rat.

You see now this is why I pay my subs to this Internet chat line

[carcinogen]

anecdote = antidote. I have to do this, 'The End' is on my case regarding spelling and grammar. The cunt. Keeps me on my toes though, can't complain.

[JW90]

Looking forward to Mark Selby showing the World Championship trophy off at half time next Saturday like he seems to do every year.

[carcinogen]

When Selby clinched the winning frame in the semi-final and shouted something then punched the table he should have been disqualified for being a cunt. Higgins should have been banned for life. It's a fake final.

[AlcoholBrazil]

This final is as popular as the US Presidential candidates.

[carcinogen]

This final is as popular as the US Presidential candidates.

This final is as popular as when Willie Thorne decided not to buy any more sleeping pills with his local chemist.

FUCKING SHITE.

I hope ISIS have planted a 'device' in the corner pocket and blows the lot of them up frankly.

[theleader82]

Come on Higgins . Beat the jester .