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Though if you look at their attitude to the welfare state, they don't want to look after their own either. Roy towing for example is happy for the elderly to fend for themselves rather than get support from the young.

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Lenny Henry put people off giving to Africa

and going to Premier Inns.

theleader82 wrote:There's no point in giving when they are costing the NHS millions in health tourism , and millions in welfare and child support after arriving on dodgy visas or no visas at all. I'd rather donate to help for heroes or the Salvation Army.

What are you talking about?

i missed the post. apols.

Call In! Angelina Jolie is slitting her wrists live on air at 10pm! Call in guys, all money raised will go to her 50 adopted Cambodian children so they can fullfill their dreams!!

Call in, Fearne Cotton is going to visit her ex paedophile boyfriend for charity! Every call will save a child from being abused!! Call in! Donate!

Give money Give money Give money. My acting career is on the ropes, so all money donated will help me get a job and we might even give some money to spacko's. Call in!!

Will Jerry Sadowitz be on?

Jerry is on, his new trick is to make Esther Rantzen disappear using a chainsaw. He's then going to tell Fearne Cotton the limits of her talent using colourful metaphors. All joking aside, the re-animated corpse of Sir Terry Wogan is going to issue some of his Oirish Brogue and illicit money from the General Public in return for BBC Newreaders to re-inact Riverdance with Martin Adams and Martin McGuinness. It's going to be a right craic, as they say over their in the Emerald Isle.

AHAHAHA. I just heard BBC Radio 2's Ken Bruce is doing his impression of an insipid bland unfunny avuncular Scottish bald cunt wittering on about shit popular music again! I cannot fucking WAIT for that. Also, Pixie Lott will be making a sombre tribute to victims of ethnic cleansing by whistling Amazing Grace through a flute using her own flatulence. She was going use hand-carved Peruvian Pan Pipes, but they wouldn't fit up her arse.

Lilly Allen is going to strap a makeshift suicide vest to herself and re-create the harrowing spiritual journey young men take during Islamic Radicalisation. Lilly will change her name to 'Hamid' and we will follow her life-journey from being a young man happily kicking an improvised football through the streets of Tunis, to walking into Boots down Lewisham highstreet with 5 kilo's of high-explosives around her torso. Please call in your donations if you want to see 'Hamid' denoate her device. Lilly's new single will be out next week by the way. And she is not using Comic Relief as a vehicle to promote herself. Ok? Now fucking call in.

Bump for the day .. Middle-class PC liberal non-funny BBC comedians pull out all the stops to try to fleece the clueless plebs (that they now despise because of Brexit) for a lorry-load of cash to the third world with a feeble attempt to entertain them.
Then it's onto Twitter for an communal pat on the back on how kind and lovely they all are as the money pours in.

P.S Avoid Sainsburys today.

We already give out millions in foreign aid each year and there's still poverty in the world.

AlcoholBrazil wrote:Bump for the day .. Middle-class PC liberal non-funny BBC comedians pull out all the stops to try to fleece the clueless plebs (that they now despise because of Brexit) for a lorry-load of cash to the third world with a feeble attempt to entertain them.
Then it's onto Twitter for an communal pat on the back on how kind and lovely they all are as the money pours in.

P.S Avoid Sainsburys today.

Cunts born with a silver spoon who get bored with their £125,000 a year jobs with full benefits where they read an autocue on a four hour shifts. Make the bastards reapply for their jobs in non negotiable new terms.

theleader82 wrote:We already give out millions in foreign aid each year and there's still poverty in the world.

Holding in back for nuclear weapons and space programmes , Lead-o old son.

I wonder how many of the cast of Love Actually (having a reunion tonight) voted Brexit ?