Ronnie Irani Destroyed This Forum

[Reg]

If you are right then imagine what a colossal cunt Matt Scott is?

Him hearing a whispered rumour or maybe overhearing a hurried conversation in the corridor, then hurrying into the studio barely containing his glee and the first thing he says into the mic is "Ha! Ronnie! You're fucked!" except all wrapped up in an oily faux compliment of his tenure.

Ronnie stunned into stuttering incoherence and Brazil mentally deleting Ronnie from all his future social engagements/freebies.

No - again I saw it differently.

He said his little speech completely straight, I'm sure he wasn't being snide.

I think someone told him, and he just assumed everyone knew already.

The alternative is too horrible to contemplate - that everyone on the world is a cunt.

[Reg]

Maybe everyone in the world IS a cunt.

[Reg]

I really don't want to believe that.

[Basualdo]

If you are right then imagine what a colossal cunt Matt Scott is?

Him hearing a whispered rumour or maybe overhearing a hurried conversation in the corridor, then hurrying into the studio barely containing his glee and the first thing he says into the mic is "Ha! Ronnie! You're fucked!" except all wrapped up in an oily faux compliment of his tenure.

Ronnie stunned into stuttering incoherence and Brazil mentally deleting Ronnie from all his future social engagements/freebies.

No - again I saw it differently.

He said his little speech completely straight, I'm sure he wasn't being snide.

I think someone told him, and he just assumed everyone knew already.

The alternative is too horrible to contemplate - that everyone on the world is a cunt.

Thats even more tragic than him being a cunt.

[m4rkb]

Irani knew he was lying. He wasn't at that match but claimed he was. He was winging it right up till the point EssexBlue proved otherwise. Irani never suspected such a fact would ever come out.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Maybe everyone in the world IS a cunt.

FINALLY

[Reg]

Maybe everyone in the world IS a cunt.

FINALLY

But…

But…

That would mean…

Are YOU a cunt too?

Say it ain't so, Joe… Say it ain't so!

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Well not me, obviously

[Basualdo]

Well not me, obviously

By the way, what the hell do you think you're doing over on the Gaunt thread, young man?

They are all unhinged enough without you whipping them up into an even bigger minge froth?!!

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Frrrrrrrreedom of speech!

[Reg]

Frrrrrrrreedom of speech!

+ 1 Wrighty!!

[Lord Notin Kwestion]

How this forum (possibly) destroyed Ronnie Irani:

https://www.talkforum.co.uk/viewtopic.p ... 73#p336673

Have done a bit of digging and have caught the bullshitting wanker out. The Keane/Haaland game was played on 21/4/2001, have scoured the internet to see if Essex were playing that day. Surprise surprise look at the following report from 21/4/2001 from Leicestershire v Essex and you will see a certain Mr Irani's name in the report

April 21, 2001

Text size: A | A Promoted Essex bowled themselves within sight of an innings victory in their opening CricInfo Championship game of the season against Leicestershire at Grace Road.

Left-arm paceman Mark Ilott and Ricky Anderson both took four wickets as Leicestershire were bowled out for 104 in their first innings and followed-on 214 behind.

The homeside's problems continued second time around and by the close they had struggled to 62-2 off 32 overs - still trailing by 152 runs.

It was a superb effort from Ilott and Anderson on a pitch that always gave them some assistance. The ball swung and seamed for much of the day but Leicestershire contributed to their own downfall with some poor shots.

Iain Sutcliffe top scored with 21 but the home side lost their last eight wickets for 44 runs with Ilott taking 4-27 and Anderson 4-21.

Then Ilott had Vince Wells taken by Stuart Law at slip in the fourth over of the second innings and Darren Maddy was trapped lbw by Ronnie Irani.

At the start of the day Essex also suffered a batting slump, losing their last five wickets for 42 runs in 19.1 overs to be dismissed for 318. James Ormond claimed 5-71 and Devon Malcolm, on his debut, 3-54.



Looks like Ronnie can be in two places at once, either that or he is bullshitting again.

Proves all the two season ticket Old Trafford attending is complete bollocks.

A few days later the Daily Mirror ran the story (they had a habit of pinching stuff from us then)

Did they fuck!

[Basualdo]

Well yes. It might be a shock to you that lazy journos thieve shit off elsewhere on the internet, but not to anyone else, my Neon.

[Lord Notin Kwestion]

[Carlos J]

Indeed, Bas. Though this was credited to dear old Salem. Scroll down to 'Mirror Image', my Lord: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... ns-1770621