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Re: Mark Sampson
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:39 am
by Basualdo
Steve Hunt wrote:Basualdo wrote:Petingo wrote:Thus Sampson fellow?
Who the heck is he?
I cannot believe the moral outrage over someone barely anyone had ever heard off before this incident.
99,999 people out of 100,000 you speak to could not name a player not just in the England women's team but in the Ladies version of their own club.
Everton Ladies won sommat last season I think and the team was fetched out on the pitch to do a lap of honour before a home game.
We were all "what the blooming 'eck is this...."
The only woman we all knew whom was owt to do with the GOT is the Toffee Lady
I bet Wigan don't bother with a Tart's Team, eh wot Finch?
Well if it isn't the Mark Sampson of talkforum himself.
Indeed.
Though Sampson is still pretty sprightly. With regard to Ol' pet, this fella is probably nearer the mark these days:
SWEET CHRIST!!!! THATS IRANI DRESSED AS A SCOTTISH SOLDIER LEERING IN THROUGH THE BACK ROW!!!! 
I swear that I am not making this up!
Re: Mark Sampson
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:50 am
by Reg
Woof! Good effort!!
Re: Mark Sampson
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:22 am
by Steve Hunt
Can't be Irani - no pointy finger action going on.
Re: Mark Sampson
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:29 am
by Basualdo
Steve Hunt wrote:Can't be Irani - no pointy finger action going on.
I think I know where his pointy fingers might be.
Re: Mark Sampson
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:23 pm
by Clivert
Zippy wrote:My mate knows one of the Oxford women's players who knew Sampson at Bristol. Said he was a massive shagger
Isn't he gay?
Re: Mark Sampson
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:43 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Clivert wrote:Zippy wrote:My mate knows one of the Oxford women's players who knew Sampson at Bristol. Said he was a massive shagger
Isn't he gay?
Cover story, see also cabin crew, hairdressers. It's a thing nowadays.
Re: Mark Sampson
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 1:40 pm
by Sid Pervcat
My mate knows someone who said that someone said that he heard that someone said he's a sex pest
Re: Mark Sampson
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:00 pm
by Petingo
Basualdo wrote:Petingo wrote:Thus Sampson fellow?
Who the heck is he?
I cannot believe the moral outrage over someone barely anyone had ever heard off before this incident.
99,999 people out of 100,000 you speak to could not name a player not just in the England women's team but in the Ladies version of their own club.
Everton Ladies won sommat last season I think and the team was fetched out on the pitch to do a lap of honour before a home game.
We were all "what the blooming 'eck is this...."
The only woman we all knew whom was owt to do with the GOT is the Toffee Lady
I bet Wigan don't bother with a Tart's Team, eh wot Finch?
Well if it isn't the Mark Sampson of talkforum himself.
I take that very kindly, Bas
Re: Mark Sampson
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:01 pm
by Petingo
Steve Hunt wrote:Basualdo wrote:Petingo wrote:Thus Sampson fellow?
Who the heck is he?
I cannot believe the moral outrage over someone barely anyone had ever heard off before this incident.
99,999 people out of 100,000 you speak to could not name a player not just in the England women's team but in the Ladies version of their own club.
Everton Ladies won sommat last season I think and the team was fetched out on the pitch to do a lap of honour before a home game.
We were all "what the blooming 'eck is this...."
The only woman we all knew whom was owt to do with the GOT is the Toffee Lady
I bet Wigan don't bother with a Tart's Team, eh wot Finch?
Well if it isn't the Mark Sampson of talkforum himself.
Indeed.
Though Sampson is still pretty sprightly. With regard to Ol' pet, this fella is probably nearer the mark these days:
grrrrr....
Re: Mark Sampson
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:02 pm
by Steve Hunt
Petingo wrote:Steve Hunt wrote:Basualdo wrote:Petingo wrote:Thus Sampson fellow?
Who the heck is he?
I cannot believe the moral outrage over someone barely anyone had ever heard off before this incident.
99,999 people out of 100,000 you speak to could not name a player not just in the England women's team but in the Ladies version of their own club.
Everton Ladies won sommat last season I think and the team was fetched out on the pitch to do a lap of honour before a home game.
We were all "what the blooming 'eck is this...."
The only woman we all knew whom was owt to do with the GOT is the Toffee Lady
I bet Wigan don't bother with a Tart's Team, eh wot Finch?
Well if it isn't the Mark Sampson of talkforum himself.
Indeed.
Though Sampson is still pretty sprightly. With regard to Ol' pet, this fella is probably nearer the mark these days:
grrrrr....
It was meant to be a compliment, Pet
Re: Mark Sampson
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:00 pm
by subsub
It is a massive compliment!
He's shagged more women than you've had hot dinners, Pet
Re: Mark Sampson
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:23 pm
by Petingo
subsub wrote:It is a massive compliment!
He's shagged more women than you've had hot dinners, Pet
Who has?
Don't bet on it, Sub
Re: Mark Sampson
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:31 pm
by cahill
JimmyDee wrote:This is astonishing; I'd assumed they were all lesbians.
May have shagged outside the team, left the lezzers alone. I'm always amazed when I see one of the players holding a baby !
Stereotypes eh !
Re: Mark Sampson
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:36 pm
by cahill
Petingo wrote:Thus Sampson fellow?
Who the heck is he?
I cannot believe the moral outrage over someone barely anyone had ever heard off before this incident.
99,999 people out of 100,000 you speak to could not name a player not just in the England women's team but in the Ladies version of their own club.
Everton Ladies won sommat last season I think and the team was fetched out on the pitch to do a lap of honour before a home game.
We were all "what the blooming 'eck is this...."
The only woman we all knew whom was owt to do with the GOT is the Toffee Lady
I bet Wigan don't bother with a Tart's Team, eh wot Finch?
" fetched out on the pitch......" . Was that at " the Park" Petingo ?
Re: Mark Sampson
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:37 pm
by kancutlawns
Basualdo wrote:Steve Hunt wrote:Can't be Irani - no pointy finger action going on.
I think I know where his pointy fingers might be.
Up his orthesoles.