Annoying Ads - Part 7

[JW90]

Celubraertin when City score in vur nahnty eiff minute.

No one is in the ground, love, as it is the Emptyhad!

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Army using the voice of the “communities” - innit! And some woman shouting ‘who are ya’ from the back of a lorry. Fuck off with this woke rubbish.

Yes, the background shite takes this to new levels of cuntery. Obligatory Sanderson gobbing off, showing that leery bulldykes can get their limbs blown off just as well as estate yoots from hackney

[Fender]

Today, I didn't get taken in by a young go-getter Mum who seems to be looking after her precocious son and daughter.

Today, I didn't get taken in by a young go-getter Mum who appears to have a 10 year old which may be one of many genders swimming in some soppy pool

Today, I reckon the young go-getter Mum was spending her divorce settlement as obviously no bloke was deemed required for a woke, woman empowered ad.

Fuck off...

[Rowntree]

I don't know why, but the lottery advert which has a bloke saying "apart from the birth of my children, this is the best phone call I have ever received" makes me feel murderous. There's just something about his voice and manner of speaking. Also, why wasn't he at the birth of his children?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

He was fucking his mistress

[JimmyDee]

I don't know why, but the lottery advert which has a bloke saying "apart from the birth of my children, this is the best phone call I have ever received" makes me feel murderous. Also, why wasn't he at the birth of his children?

A man who was there for the birth of HIS children may well have said:
"Apart from those two days I spent working in the cow-disembowelling section of the local abattoir, I've never seen so much blood, nor heard such screams of agony. It's put me right off shagging the wife, and no mistake. Still, I'm supposed to pretend that it was a mystical journey of some kind, all about men recording it for clicks and likes, and making it all about them, so that's what I'll do. It was fucking horrible, though."

[Rowntree]

I was there for the birth of both my children, and I don't recall it being quite that bad.

[scully]

Dooo yu dooo de roooooobot

[JimmyDee]

I was there for the birth of both my children, and I don't recall it being quite that bad.

I was exaggerating for "comic" effect, but WHY were you there? Would you have insisted on looking over the surgeon's shoulder if your wife was having her appendix whipped out?
I'm not having a go at you, but at this mad culture where everything has to be all about ME. Fucking hell.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I'M MIKE BREWER

^^ cunt sounds constipated af

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

"AT BARCLAYS"

Fuck off satan cunts

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

UH UHNNN DREDDD UNN FIFTY KWIIIID??????????

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Morrisons will rue the day they did not heed my early doors advice regarding cadence

[JW90]

I'M MIKE BREWER

^^ cunt sounds constipated af

Mike Hunt, more like.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I don't know whether to gamble responsibly, porch my auntie or visit arnold clark dot com