Glasto 2023

[Basualdo]

Some cunt tuned the radio in work to Radio2 so the place is intolerable if I don't have my earphones in listening to podcasts.
I thought their cocksucking obsession with eurovision was nauseating enough. But then this week when it was,

Glasto, Glasto,Glasto,GLASTO,FUCKING GLASTO!!!!.

Twenty four fucking seven!

Typical Radio 2, typical Home Counties middle class smugfest.
"We're taking Toby, Ollie and Jocasta to Glasto then after we'll go glamping in St Ives. Such fun, Jo."

And that Jo Whiley bitch. Last I heard she was pupping out reams of media bound whelps like a brood greyhound, enough to populate entire floors of the BBC Diversity and Inclusion department.

She's a fanny so big that if she goes commando then in a slight breeze it sounds like the foghorn in an episode of Scooby Doo.
As for the rest of the gushing overly camp screechers, media hags and beta males that pollute those airwaves, you'd think Glastonbury was the feeding of the 5 thousand. They make ITV daytime shows seem like GG Allin gigs.
We are truly blessed that they guide our worship of the pantheon of demi gods who deign to perform before our wretched unworthy eyes.

There'll be no obscure ethnic act left unpatronised, no 'current thing' left unsupported, no fading soulless monster husk of an act left unlauded as 'legendary', 'brilliant', or 'groundbreaking' with appropriately placed glottal stops to make their Barnes, Surrey and Highgate accents sound more urban.

It makes me side with the Chinese.

[lambrini]

[antdad]

Bas, you need to get out more.

[Basualdo]

Bas, you need to get out more.

Not to fucking Glastonbury, I don't!!

Have you ever been to Glastonbury itself when not infested with the festival?

It's a nice place if a little hippy heavy.
Dreamcatcher and crystal central.
But if you like a slightly musky and loosely moralled aging hippy chick to bang, and I do, it's a place to give a visit sans Gasto.

[lambrini]

Bas, you need to get out more.

[Zambo]

Maybe my ears are going, but for me the sound quality is shit. Was listening to Spiteri, and it was difficult to hear her over the row the fuckwits were making.

[JudgeTedd]

Watched the Churnups/Foo Fighters yesterday. Seen them live a few times and they’ve always been excellent. This time on the telly they just seemed alright. New drummer seems to have fitted in well as would be expected.

After that finished, really struggled to know what to watch next. All the other acts wouldn’t be as good. There does seem to be a lack of excitement about the acts playing this year ( apart from the obvious big hitters).

[JudgeTedd]

Anyone watch Carly-Rae Jepsen? A bit of advice for her, don’t do your big hit in the middle of your set.

[subsub]

The most middle class festival in the world

There are some WAY more middle-class festivals than Glastonbury: Latitude, Wilderness, that hideous Alex James "Feastival" etc

[subsub]

Anyone watch Carly-Rae Jepsen? A bit of advice for her, don’t do your big hit in the middle of your set.

I saw her sing that, didn't know any of her other ones.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Lord John and Furnish are a must-watch #sobrave

[PG30]

Was hoping this thread would be about the music

[antdad]

Bas, you need to get out more.

Not to fucking Glastonbury, I don't!!

Have you ever been to Glastonbury itself when not infested with the festival?

It's a nice place if a little hippy heavy.
Dreamcatcher and crystal central.
But if you like a slightly musky and loosely moralled aging hippy chick to bang, and I do, it's a place to give a visit sans Gasto.

Yes more than once when travelling to the gig early, I tried but was overpowered by the smell of patchtouli oil.

[antdad]

Was hoping this thread would be about the music

The miserable feckers have vented PG, pull it back later.

[Basualdo]

Was hoping this thread would be about the music

You hoped wrong.