Group G: Brazil, Serbia, Switzerland, Cameroon

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Feels like I say this every time I see the little cunt but fuck me Gheymar is the ultimate crybaby rollaround bitch

[Carlos J]

Feels like I say this every time I see the little cunt but fuck me Gheymar is the ultimate crybaby rollaround bitch

Because you are correct.

[Sadact7]

Feels like I say this every time I see the little cunt but fuck me Gheymar is the ultimate crybaby rollaround bitch

Should receive a thunderous DDT onto a bed of rusty nails and cow shit.

[kancutlawns]

Anyone hoping the Serbs hold out and hit Brazil on the break to win this? I’m veering that way.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

No

[kancutlawns]

Oops.

[Carlos J]

Anyone hoping the Serbs hold out and hit Brazil on the break to win this? I’m veering that way.

And lo.

[Sadact7]

Hold on to your hats…It’s Fred o’clock bitches

[Sadact7]

Nice goal…cue Shillers pure SEETHING

Richarlison > Neymar

[Shedboy]

And it's 2-0.
Take that you Putin supporting Serbian cunts.

[Carlos J]

Darn and shucks.

[Carlos J]

And it's 2-0.
Take that you Putin supporting Serbian cunts.

The good Dr Karadžić never supported Putin. Nor was a good doctor.

[Carlos J]

Braizil eking out some goals and then try to play nice football,

Garrincha would be ashamed. And pissed.

[Carlos J]

The legend:



It might look shit now, but he's so ahead of his time. Not footage of every game. He could outRonnie Ronnie 25 years before Ronnie was born.

As per whenever I mention Garrincha, please read:



A magnificent player and advancer of the game. Gets lost in the Pele hype, but the man won two World Cups in a tragic life.

[Carlos J]

Ha. Woods reading a piece to camera at half time. Squinting away and finished with an awful cheesy grin. Grim.

And lo: