Annoying Ads - Part 7

[Brillo]

The wonderfully woke army advert is fecking awful. Sometimes on multiple times during a single ad break.

[scully]

What even is an aunty portion operation?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Good clue as to upcoming war is when the govt take over all commercial radio and make them shit out the same "yoof-friendly" shoutathons thirty times an hour, encouraging angry teens to sign up and get blown to fucking shit

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

What even is an aunty portion operation?

It's Ghanaian for "cannon fodder"

[Boris the Spider]

What even is an aunty portion operation?

It's Ghanaian for "cannon fodder"

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

EEE DO YER EVUH PLAAYSE YUH BET N THINK EEEE THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT

No you silly cunt, nobody in the history of the world has ever thought that, please kill yourself

[Boris the Spider]

I find doing my own drumroll always adds a frisson of excitement to everything I do….

[JimmyDee]

EEE DO YER EVUH PLAAYSE YUH BET N THINK EEEE THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT
No you silly cunt, nobody in the history of the world has ever thought that, please kill yourself

I do. That's when I'm not creating my unique bet with Betfred, or flexing my savvy knowledge with Virgin Bets.

I wonder what odds I'd get against Harry Kane getting a red card for no reason at all and THEN the ref punching him in the face and THEN the ref taking his kit off and jumping into the crowd. A million-to-one? Only one person to bribe, when you think about it, and we'd split the winnings.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Welcome back Jim

[ccreds]

Full to the brim with natural gas.

[ccreds]

Yolley kin soo Yolley kin saa.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Full to the brim with natural gas.

Alan Brazil?

[Fender]

These simpleton Betting Adverts trying to play down the risk of debt and bankruptcy.

They play with their mare-ts or just a fiver or some totally unrealistic woman being interested in betting on a big boxing match - yeah, really likely and then some ars* who won’t bet on his home team matches - cue matey laughter all round. A lot of betting I’d done secretly so FredBet you’re fooling no one who knows about the results of betting misery.

[Fender]

Army using the voice of the “communities” - innit! And some woman shouting ‘who are ya’ from the back of a lorry. Fuck off with this woke rubbish.

[Hannah]

Two irritations: "WrOOOOng" and "Younee-BEH, Your'e RON"