General Election ‘24

[carcinogen]

Sunak couldn't have looked any wetter if it hadn't been raining.

Absolute fucking sap. How could anyone vote for this weak prick.

As Election 'reveals' go ... that was incredibly poor.

[Salem]

The Tories are shite, but seriously can you imaging Angela Rayner as Deputy PM, how far this country has fallen

What's even more worrying is the plank Lammy as Foreign Minister .

God help us

[Zambo]

What’s going to happen to the ‘Tories out’ wokes after the election?

They’ll have fuck all to talk about.

Maybe they’ll start campaigning to torpedo the dinghies.

They'll still have Brexit to whine about. That is until we rejoin.

[chelseachelsea]

The Tories are shite, but seriously can you imaging Angela Rayner as Deputy PM, how far this country has fallen

What's even more worrying is the plank Lammy as Foreign Minister .

God help us

He won't let you call him the Foreign Minister as it will have implications on his colour....

But other than that

[chelseachelsea]

The Tories are shite, but seriously can you imaging Angela Rayner as Deputy PM, how far this country has fallen

What's even more worrying is the plank Lammy as Foreign Minister .

God help us

He won't let you call him the Foreign Minister as it will have implications on his colour....

But other than that

[birdie]

Voter fraud innit I was getting an SQL error when making a dergatory slur towards old cnuts being able to go out and vote in the warm and not fretting about their energy bills.

We old cnuts haven't been out to vote, in the warm or old, for decades. Postal voting was developed to cater for us.

I'm feeling old, I might go postal.

Is there time to apply for a postal vote? Knowing how our council works it wouldn't come till November

I remember when himself couldn't walk as far as the polling station so I applied for a proxy vote, it came OK, but for one little hitch, it was for a bloke in the next street.

[chelseachelsea]

What’s going to happen to the ‘Tories out’ wokes after the election?

They’ll have fuck all to talk about.

Maybe they’ll start campaigning to torpedo the dinghies.

They'll still have Brexit to whine about. That is until we rejoin.

Some morons will still complain 8 years after we've rejoined

[Zambo]

Maybe they’ll start campaigning to torpedo the dinghies.

The ironic thing is, they take the piss out of the feeble attempts to stop the boats, but if they were stopped, they would be the first to get on the human rights bandwagon.

[chelseachelsea]

I seriously can't wait for Labour to be elected, it will be the funniest shitshow ever.

[birdie]

The only hope we have for the long term is to rip up the political infrastructure and start again.

Not one of the candidates is a) trustworthy, b) honest, c) electable and d) not a cunt.

Can't disagree with any of that, well said that man.

The Tories are shite, but seriously can you imaging Angela Rayner as Deputy PM, how far this country has fallen

Rayner would probably move into Dorney Wood and then try to flog it and claim it as her main residence.

[Jonathan]

I seriously can't wait for Labour to be elected, it will be the funniest shitshow ever.

Oh come on, it’s going to take a monumental effort to be a funnier shitshow than Boris and Liz. How can anyone compete with firstly all the bullshit lies and then the sheer stupidity.

[henrycrs]

I seriously can't wait for Labour to be elected, it will be the funniest shitshow ever.

Oh come on, it’s going to take a monumental effort to be a funnier shitshow than Boris and Liz. How can anyone compete with firstly all the bullshit lies and then the sheer stupidity.

It’ll be okay. Starmer has said for years he will do better, without ever actually stating how.

If you think Starmer is any better than Boris or Liz, voting isn’t for you.

They are ALL absolute cunts who have no idea.

[lambrini]

"Talentless goons" is putting it lightly.

[birdie]

I seriously can't wait for Labour to be elected, it will be the funniest shitshow ever.

Oh come on, it’s going to tak
e a monumental effort to be a funnier shitshow than Boris and Liz. How can anyone compete with firstly all the bullshit lies and then the sheer stupidity.

You'll find out in the first week of Starmer, Rayner, Lammy and Reeves, already sounds like a music hall turn.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Braying toffs and devious shitslags