Breakfast Show - Part 21

[JW90]

However hard you try to avoid it, other shows will play the crap content you didn't want.

[kentred1]

Who is this Clinton Baptiste Whopper??

[villain4eva]

Is he as good as Clinton Morrison??

[johnnyboy45]

Who is this Clinton Baptiste Whopper??

Fries and diet coke with that.

[villain4eva]

He sounds like an ex West Indies fast bowler with a name like that.

[JimmyDee]

Who is this Clinton Baptiste Whopper??

He was a character on "Phoenix Nights" ... mocking Derek Acorah.

Like a lot of things, Philomena Cunk for example, funny for 5 minutes, NOT funny when they drag it out for longer than that.

[JimmyDee]

All of you! All of you people! You're all the same!

+1

[kentred1]

The Breakfast show is an urgent need of improvement

Lets call for the return of Micky Quinn and Dominic Cork

[JimmyDee]

The Breakfast show is an urgent need of improvement.

Few people really listen to it, though. It's just background noise for van-drivers, with a ladder on top.

[carcinogen]

The Breakfast show is an urgent need of improvement.

Few people really listen to it, though. It's just background noise for van-drivers, with a ladder on top.

That's commercial radio summed-up in one sentence.

[JimmyDee]

Alan, this morning, in a daring innovation, wanted songs about rain. He was most offended when they played "It's Raining Men" Presumably he wanted songs about gangsters and boxers ... err ... in the rain, because he's Dead Hard, don'cha know? I can't help but think the production-team were taking the piss.

[chelseachelsea]

Alan, this morning, in a daring innovation, wanted songs about rain. He was most offended when they played "It's Raining Men" Presumably he wanted songs about gangsters and boxers ... err ... in the rain, because he's Dead Hard, don'cha know? I can't help but think the production-team were taking the piss.

Do you actually believe Alan gives a fuck about any production team, he's done what the fuck he likes for years

[JimmyDee]

Do you actually believe Alan gives a fuck about any production team, he's done what the fuck he likes for years

He certainly gave a fuck about their choice of song

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

When do you think pisstank last saw his cock?

[JimmyDee]

When do you think pisstank last saw his cock?

In a mirrored-ceiling, as he lay, pissed, on a water-bed covered in chinchilla-fur, as he was being manually-pleasured by a crack-whore dressed in a Rangers kit whispering "Oh Alan, they based Peaky Blinders on your life. Give it to me, Big Man".
That's my guess.