Hawksbee & Jacobs - Part 7

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Is he dead

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Who the shit is this fucking wazzock

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Count Arthur CUNT

Wtf is TDP giggling at ?

[scully]

Unfunny cunt

[Holden Mcgroyne]

This is hard work today

[scully]

Jah Wobble is alright though

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Nah he's a cunt

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

One horrific pissbastard guest after another. Click the fuck off this rancid decaying toilet of a show

[scully]

This fucking wool is a grade A cunt

[Red7]

Can I shock you.


I don’t mind Baker now


Puts tin hat on

I'm with you on that one . Hawksbee seems to , for want of a better phrase , enjoy working with him .

Saying that , after co-hosting a show with that angry dwarf Jacobs for over 20 years , working with Rosie Jones would be a welcome relief .

[JimmyDee]

Count Arthur CUNT

I know what the actor was aiming at, but it never worked, not even the first time.
It was a sort of a Tommy Cockles thing, or Arthur Atkinson [Simon Day and Paul Whitehouse respectively], but without the humour.

[kentred1]

Ben Fletcher is a right Cunt

[kevin04]

Can I shock you.


I don’t mind Baker now


Puts tin hat on

Perfect Partridge

[scully]

Ben Fletcher is a right Cunt

And a fat cunt at that

[carcinogen]

Baker can be dealt with when he's off the meter. When he's not doing his patter, his 'schtick'. His act. The constant affect. It's beyond tiresome. It's no wonder he gets on with 'Paul'. They are both classic end-of-the-pier vaudeville*,

* a farce, connotes a light entertainment popular from the mid-1890s until the early 1930s that consisted of 10 to 15 individual unrelated acts, featuring magicians, acrobats, comedians, trained animals, jugglers, singers, and dancers.

For a 2024 audience: FUCKING SHITE.